DB11 Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 This obviously isn't me... Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought...Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake . Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday. And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cat Burger Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 L0L (I haven't read it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Darkzzz_ Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 class!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koke Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 That's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 "Never judge a book by it's cover" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wils Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 HAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 DB11, quite possibly your best post... ever. Fantastic! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny. Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxhateram Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 This obviously isn't me... absolute quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 That is bloody fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FoxesFan100 Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 Awsome post, love it, that was amazing sooo funny, in fact its the funniest thing i have read all year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox You Forest Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 Top Notch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 hahaha quality :w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovejoy Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 OMG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybes Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 DB11 Best contributor to foxestalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetFlannel Posted 3 January 2008 Share Posted 3 January 2008 Bless that poor man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevosevic Posted 4 January 2008 Share Posted 4 January 2008 Well done DB11, your finest post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Arj Posted 19 January 2008 Share Posted 19 January 2008 hahahahha great read :thumbsup: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moreton Posted 11 February 2008 Share Posted 11 February 2008 haha great post. only just read this. Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 11 February 2008 Author Share Posted 11 February 2008 Putting this link in my signature was very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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