Hullfox

Swansea were singing Hymns and Arias While Riyad Mahrez Took the match ball home.

I will not be happy if a Crewe ticket does not appear.

Thats not Caracas you liar, that's got to be Heaven In which case I'd keep a bag of Tortillas in my car.

Do you mean that you've given up drink driving?

If we (as a country) were in the remotest bit serious about drink driving then we'd have zero tolerance to any levels of alcohol, IMO

Is that because everyone has to drive slowly though? 16 miles in 5 hours

I can't, I'm using the internet, my laptop is on the passenger seat.

SF, you've made me spit out my wine there.

What an outrageous thing to say.

I sort of find all this hard to believe bearing in mind your support for drunk driving.

It's not the cars that are dangerous, they are all capable of driving well below speed limits. Before you lay blame at Jeremy Clarksons door, I'd suggest that the idiots that are doing the driving are actually the ones at fault.

That is actually illegal in this country unless they contain at least 85% beef.

Anybody have him in the competition?

Christmas Lights

Bad day today. Snot everywhere.