The People's Hero

No but it’s good to see that you do. I’m certain you deserved it.

I am regularly banned because of posters like you. I wish I had time to get bored, but when I do have time, I know who's post history to read. In the meantime, keep mashing that 'report' button and feeling that power!

0/76,981.

Everything is super, thanks. Enjoy the internet points you think you've 'won' - see if you can find somewhere to redeem them? ps you're now 0/76,980.

There is some irony here, but I doubt you'd see it. I'll try to help, but I'm sure your first action will be to run off crying to your friendly mods/admin to dish out a ban. Clue: - 1) see 'try-hard half-wit' observation 2) Self-reflect 3)Optional (difficult for narcissists like you) Feel shame.

Who even are you? 76,979 posts and I don't think I've once seen you post anything interesting at all. Pored is one letter away from how everyone else feels reading your posts. I sometimes wonder if people like you even manage to bore yourselves. How do you stay awake?

I like the ones where a try-hard half-wit is determined to take you down and responds to a post almost a full day later, packed full of words they just learnt because internet points are important.

18 hours you poured over that dictionary and this is the best you can do. WOW. I'll check back in 18 hours for your next zinger. Yawn.

Exactly. Everyone in real life walks at exactly the same pace and that should be mirrored in games.

I expressed an opinion yesterday so my ban is incoming. I imagine it’s at the ‘how long should the ban be?’ stage in Mark’s internal monologue process. Anyone else ever surprised by how small crickets are ?

I think this is something to do with the Alanis Morisette about rain on a wedding day being ironic. Something it being ironic and unironic are both moronic. Remember who that person was and maim them.

You need the ‘stating the obvious’ thread mate.

You are the worst kind of people

Foo Fighters 'My Hero'. There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.....

I dislike the use of the word 'unironically'. Its crept in to the language and is now massively overused. It is usually entirely superfluous, redundant and pointless. Surely you would stipulate that something was done ironically, not have to clarify all the things that happened that were not ironic. What next? Unangrily? Unabusively? Insincerely? Just use it if it makes since. You can tell it grinds my gears if I post in here (because its the point of the thread) because I only get 10 posts in a 24 hour period, so minor annoyances don't qualify. This one properly grates at me and I couldn't tell you why that is. (Good Heavens you boys, blue-blooded murder of the English tongue..) As you were. 8 remaining.

Mini-call out for Hamza's man-marking/hatchet job on that LOW fella, who Enzo must have been a bit concerned about. He simply didn't fancy it after realising Hamza is quicker, stronger and incredibly hard-working. Love a bit of man-marking. It seems to just re-appear now and then and its always a pleasure.

I'll smile about him a little bit when on my deathbed (I assume I'll know I'm going to die so I'm planning it). I also hope its years and years from now and no one else knows who I'm harping on about. I hope wikipedia or foxestalk still exists.

I said to my boy in the last 15 minutes it looked like he way playing for it. He received the ball maybe 20 times in 2 minutes; popped it off and demanded it back. Lovely stuff!

I don't think so, he's well paid here, a hugely important player and looks like he's loving his football. Must be a super project to be involved in. Would you swap that for 8 appearances off the bench to chase the ball and see out a 1-1 at Fulham (as an example?)

Winks was unreal tonight; he and KDH had all the time in the world. Whatever you think of either, they find pockets and they know where the space is when they receive the ball. I never took much notice of him at Spurs, but he's been brilliant with us. Love that he demands the ball sometimes.

Important point ... the defence seem to trust him. They very clearly trusted Iversen more than Ward; but even then, it never looked 100%. We will drop clangers and cost us goals, but the defenders seem to trust him. That's a good sign.

Looked more decisive and assertive, perhaps even aggressive tonight. He's been a bit ponderous, listless and sort of indecisive for me previously. Looks like he's found his place. Sort of the opposite of Casadei tonight really.

DON'T MESS THE PENO. What on earth is their defender doing though?

Do I make that three yellows that Ben Gibson should have now?

Its stolen me away from BG3 which is impressive and a great shame. Who'd have thought that you could give me a great spaceship, an almost infinite universe and I'd still spend my time delivering packages and turning off electrical points in an underworld city like all open world type games have. I refuse to read up about it, since I like to discover myself, but I have one question - can you lock yourself out of content? Is there an issue with choosing one faction and then doing another? I don't seem capable of saying no to an epic quest (or mundane delivery mission)?