To the popeye the sailor man tune
Chris wood the kiwi man, (clap clap)
He live in a camper-van(clap clap)
He scores more than Torres cuz he eats his porridge,
he's Chris wood the Kiwi man(Clap Clap)
(repeat)
(or the pinch WBA Chant )
he looks like a killer cuz he hates the villa, he Chris wood the Kiwi man.