RedSoxUK

It won't be Dyche while Rudkin/Top are in charge. They went with Cooper because of a shocking negotiation position with the points deduction nonsense coupled with the fact they' genuinely don't know what they're doing. Anyone with eyes knows that was a terrible decision. Their remit of 'possesion, play out from the back ' does not fit Dyche, it's as simple as that. He can't do it. He might say he can, but he can't.

Volumes at how shit Jon Rudkin is at his job yes.

He should have been on gardening leave immediately, what are we doing...

The Happy Clapper Party is REELING at this.

I've just interviewed for the job and did a presentation on my latest control possession, low tempo, play out from the back FM24 save. Evidenced that I've won manager of the season multiple times and did a comparison ranking me among the best in Europe. Top bought it. Expecting to be announced shortly.

As it gone yet or wot?

Let's be honest it's Liam Manning if we've got a bit of money, and it's Russell Martin if we've not.

Bus behind be like..

"[Insert randomised youth player name here] has bags of potential and [insert randomised manager name here] should be playing him."

Haaaha brilliant

Ozvaldos got a lot of you rattled over a banner.

I trust you but you just said: 'The media team have them run each statement through an AI Humanizer to make them undetectable.' I know our media team are brain dead, but there's no way they would run that on Vardy's behalf and not check it, they'd delete that bit at the end. Besides I thought it was well established these statements come from PR agencies representing players with maybe a bit of it coming from the player. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/foden-tweet-lescott-social-media-b1831830.html

LCFC Media Team: "What a great idea! We'll randomise a group of 30 who sit in the west stand, are over 70, and bring flasks to games identified by video AI."

Mostly true, but the AI didn't write Vardy saying "shit show" come on.

He's 38 and played the most minutes for us this season behind Justin. This as far as I'm aware, is a record for an outfield player. Its hard to criticise him already but really it's not fair considering what he's been asked to do at his age in this shocking team. He's supposed to make the odd start and be an impact sub. Massively mismanaged by Ruud and Cooper. Still managed the 19th highest xG which is impressive.