Here's one that myself and soup nazi came up with (more soup nazi than myself if truth be told)
His name's Claudio,
Didn't like Monaco...
Ranieri
He then tried it in Greece,
But just dint like the heat...
Ranieri
Now he's here and he's fine,
He just misses the wine,
Here in Leicester
But he'll have a good time,
When he's bezzin around on a Vespa!
(Tune of That's Amore by Dean Martin)