Flappit

I'm numb to it

It doesn't even hurt anymore, does it?

I think lindelhof almost caught up with him after falling over

I wish the United fans would change the fvcking record. Boring cvnts.

Honestly, some of our play is dog and duck standard

You've had an absolute 'mare there trying to correct someone who was right the first time. 'Bare' always means naked in some form.

I really don't have the motivation to bother complaining anymore. It's sapped my will to care. Meh.

Come again?

In need of drugs from a pharmacy?

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It's "toed" as in toes on the line. You're welcome.

The lack of transfer activity is borderline negligence. When you KNOW that the team is going down and the money it will lose for doing so, you go and fckin spend money to at least try, then worry about the consequences later. At least it shows your fans that you're willing to give it a fecking go. This radio silence like we're too lowly to talk to is arrogant and disgraceful.

It was always going to be no changes. A classic jelly-backbone "I've given you a pep talk, now get out there and show me what you can do!" <team concedes a 4th and he makes like for like changes after 75 minutes>

What would the point be? I'm not sure that's where the problem lies.

'kin good job Mads is back or we'd be conceding loads... Oh, wait...

I have a bad feeling about trying to sit on this and all out defend...

Ayew is slow of foot and mind.

The proverbial "two bald men fighting over a comb" here.

****'s sake Ayew. You had hours, man

This ^ We'll roll over and let them tickle our tummies.

Do those hankering after Ihenacho forget all the utterly half-arsed lazy performances he put in during the final season? He literally couldn't be bothered and was regularly lambasted (and rightly so) for it on here. Some people have short memories.

Anyone got any examples of players who came back anywhere near their original level after ACL surgery?

Shhh. I was trying reverse psychology in the hope that the footballing gods thought we want him to stay

Sheff Utd. just re-signed Diaz from Southampton, so Cannon seems unlikely for them now.

The fact that you're even defending Musk is an issue. Apart from right wing media, any reasonable source will demonstrate the myriad reasons why the world would be a better place if Musk was locked in a place without access to the Internet. The thing is, Musk CLAIMS to be hyper intelligent and he's a chancer that screwed people over to gain his wealth. His dangerously racist views, childish behaviour, and the fact he supported Trump into power again would be enough for most reasonable people to understand why his views, let alone any involvement with our football club (which is an absurd thought anyway, there is no publicity to be gained from such an endeavour, so it's of no interest to him for a start) make him utterly unsuitable to even be seen in our stadium, let alone own the club.