OntarioFox

I mean the bar is so low now, all Farke would need to do is A) get promoted and B) get us 20+ points, and he'd be our most successful top flight manager since Rodgers.

Can he play at the back? I'd honestly rather put an ant in there right now than the current lot.

Welcome to the Hotel King-Pow-Fornia

I've seen Goodbye Mr. Chips, Grave Of The Fireflies, Schindler's List, Old Yeller, Of Mice And Men ... none of them brought me to tears quite like watching Wout the Clown play every week.

What's this LinkedIn post? Can't find it anywhere.

I'm just really relieved I have local non-league to distract me next season. I'm angry - that much should be obvious from the amount of time I've spent on here ranting and analysing various aspects of our abject failure. But I'm just apathetic to it, and probably will be until Top at a bare minimum swings the axe on Rudkin, Glover and Whelan, if not sells the club entirely. It's equal parts reassuring and depressing that i've been to one sixth-tier game this week, and enjoyed it more than anything LCFC have given me since the FA Cup win four years ago. That's absolutely damning for a club that inn 2016 taught the whole football world to dream, because the impossible can happen. I need to rediscover my love for football, and I'm not going to do that following KPFC, whatever happens next season.

Cooper was shit. RVN was shitter. However, Cooper oversaw the signings that ultimately tanked our season. The one thing I can say in RVN's credit is, it wasn't him that signed Ayew, Skipp, BDCR, Edouard on loan... and for all his tactical shortcomings, he's started playing the best player left at the club (Ricardo) as soon as he's fit instead of weirdly freezing him out for no good reason. I'm sure he'd be doing the same with Fatawu if he had him at his disposal too - folks at Southampton will tell you that Abdul dragged us through that game despite us being objectively awful overall against a team currently tied with the worst in PL history for points. It's not a controversial take to simply say that we'd have been absolutely screwed whichever of the two ended the season in the dugout. The board have blood on their hands for every single decision they've made on recruitment since Enzo left.

As unlikely as this is, if it did turn out to be the case he'd have my eternal respect, regardless of how it's gone on the pitch.

The fact they couldn't even say the R-word in their official social media post says it all really. Living in a fantasy land, completely disconnected from reality. And an insult to the fans who have had to put up with this shit for four long years now.

Thought this was AI for a second, then realised Rudkin would absolutely spell like that

nuke seagrave

Scenes this time next season when Alves bags a late equaliser against Oxford to secure our top-half finish.

Thanks for nothing you bunch of wastemen. You've brought shame on the city.

yuck

You know what else is down? MY TEAM!