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You can get tablets for that. They work really well (apparently).

Sky reporting that Neal Maupay is expected to leave Everton by Friday, with 2 Premier League clubs interested. I really hope we're not one of them.

Keep seeing Potter's name on here. If we're talking Harry, then I'm in. The wand may be needed next season.

You should have stopped after the first line!

Agree with all of this. Constantly losing the ball with Ricardo/Hamza high up the pitch and defenders too slow to cover the space left behind. Maybe swap Faes for Nelson, who's no slouch , Cannon in for Daka and switch wingers occasionally during the game to get some crosses in.

8 days between games should be plenty of rest for a pro footballer.

Neither of them has a Scooby Doo..

Sad but true.

Our chances of promotion could have "dyed" as well !

Agreed, but would he fancy it with a transfer embargo and a points deduction?

I think you know what I mean, you old tinker, you !

Since January my expectations have dwindled to zero, but I still had hope. After this week, even that has deserted me. And yet I look at recent results, and see only 2 home games, both victories. Then I look at the remaining fixtures and I see 3 of the 4 are home games. Why do I do it to myself, I ask?

After 46 games, we'll be where we deserve to be.

I'd go for Jim and Dale over Dim and Frail.

Time to roll out the ever obliging thread.