THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;

Get someone in with personality, a bit of razzmatazz, a good Christmas special for christ sake. The manager is the lifeblood of the club, that’s the way- not orthodox, someone who doesn’t live by “the rules” you know. And if there’s one other person I think could influence this squad in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who gives the finger to the system, then, it’s Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say “that’s what I think of Claude’s tactics and selection policy, yes I’ve hit the odd copper, yes I’ve enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I’m walking down the Narborough Road to the King Power stadium for some spastics

Blue boys blue boys I just wanted you 2 know that i luwv you so... I hope we hammer gwavel thwoats white and purple Poof tie armeh ....especially my byoys fox92 and Cambridgecuntfox. Fk u both you sad boring fartini’s He wears the same thing every week xxxx p.s you’re both fagguts. Shout out 2 Julian Joachim, wookie, and basically everyone who likes 2 fart in their bed and enjoy the smell . Weller, raj etc

Yohan McGivern turns my world upside down

Apparently the tattoo on his neck is a tattoo of Ranieri's bollocks. History between the two it seems. It sure would explain the signing.

I'll fvck him in the ass

I desperately want to take him out for a fish supper

Oh yes, I'd like to take him to dinner at Roka Restaurent (my favourite Japanese place) and then have the farts for desert

We're all in love with him. It feels so wrong, but no, actually, everything's right. I honestly thought I would not experience feelings for another man like this again

The fat sardine

You my friend are suffering from PREMATURE OKAZAKILATION

GERRIMIN

According to Pegguy Arphexad's wiki... After retiring from football, Arphexad went back to the island of Guadeloupe where he pursued an acting career. After a number of rejections he turned to the adult industry and went under the alias of ' the stopper '. Pleased for him

We could kill him?

Have I ever told you what a smashing blouse you have on? No. Oh well here goes, that's a smashing blouse you have on

You're mum has 2 cvnts and you're one of them. Fancy a slobber on my yoghurt lobber? This direct approach has a 30% success rate* *survey based on 3 girls spoken to outside londis in Highfields