Trav Le Bleu

Muahaha?

And his mum was Ricardo Pereira.

I like to think that if I was a murderer, I'd be a creative one. More Wile E. Coyote than Hannibal Lector.

You're posting regularly on here. You're on the spectrum.

Feeding spiders.

More like the bridge guardian. "What is the punishment for spending £83m?" "Is that for an EPL or EFL team?" "What!?!? I don't knoooooooooooooooo..."

So we need to spend like crazy then!

So many pussies in this thread.

I know people who can't identify a blackbird. It's literally a black bird. (Unless it's female or juvenile of course.) There's people who don't know what the common or garden birds they see every day are. "Look, there's a dunnock." "Oh, I've never seen one of those!" "Yes, you have, you really have, like practically every day you've stepped outside."

Worst haiku ever.

Lots of Leicester "ex-pats" in Dolgellau.

I'd love it if my neighbour's cats encountered a grizzly in my garden!

Israel Attacks Hezbollah via Pagers (BBC) Today was a good day. In case you don't get my reference...

Are you all sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

Without spiders, imagine all the flies constantly buzzing round you. You're welcome.