Selhurst proved too much for the man
So, he's leaving the life he's come to know, oh
He said he's going back to find
What's left of his world
The world he left behind
Not so long ago
He's leaving
On that midnight train to Leicester
Hmm, yeah
Said he's going before the transfer deadline
To a simpler place and time
Oh yes, he is (guess who's gonna sit right by his side)
Rudkin will be with him
On that midnight train to Leicester