After hearing the 'John Carew, Carew' sung by the Villa the other day I was thinking whether we had anyone we could do something similar for.
The best I could think of was this:
'Yann Kermo, Kermo
He's French unlike me and you
Jumps as high as a kangaroo
Yann Kermo, Kermo'
Probably not that great but thought I may as well post it anyway!