New chants and songs

[LCFC FOX]

Something different, even as simple as this

Don't Crystal Palace sing that?

[FuriousFox46]

Don't Crystal Palace sing that?

Cardiff do

[adam95581]

To the tune of 'Steve Gerrard Gerrard...'

Oh Knockaert Knockaert,

He hits them from 40 yards

Then flicks them in off the bar

Anthony Knockaert

Not great but I hate the shitty one about not selling him, lyrics sounds desperate.

[sam3212]

Like that knockaert one

[Dan LCFC]

Melbourne chant was sung at Hillsborough. Failed to catch on though

Debatable. Didn't catch on as much as we hoped but it did more than it ever has done and I think if we sing it at a few more it'll catch on eventually.

If I'm honest, it's a sad state, but the best way of songs catching on nowadays are if they're started by Jobber.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

Melbourne chant was sung at Hillsborough. Failed to catch on though

Lets be honest. there's going to be a game where it does catch on, everyone's going to say its the best thing since 'we love you' and the club will probably make a scarf with the lyrics on it.

Keep trying.

[Dan LCFC]

Something different, even as simple as this

Actually love Ajax

Their fanbase is probably one of, if not my favourite.

[Carl the Llama]

Something different, even as simple as this

Gotta love a bit of Bob.

If someone could fashion something out of I Know A Place or Kaya I'd actually cream myself:

[Danno]

@LJobber: Hey ho here we go cos we've had some highs and we've been down low but its off to the premier league we go cos we are made of monnneeyyyy

[Carl the Llama]

@LJobber: Hey ho here we go cos we've had some highs and we've been down low but its off to the premier league we go cos we are made of monnneeyyyy

Take your Robbie Williams and fvck right back off to where you came from.

For shame, man.

[Simmo86]

@LJobber: Hey ho here we go cos we've had some highs and we've been down low but its off to the premier league we go cos we are made of monnneeyyyy

Awful

[Libertine Dream]

@LJobber: Hey ho here we go cos we've had some highs and we've been down low but its off to the premier league we go cos we are made of monnneeyyyy

**** off are we singing some poppy pop shite

[foxinexile]

@LJobber: Hey ho here we go cos we've had some highs and we've been down low but its off to the premier league we go cos we are made of monnneeyyyy

I will snap my season ticket in two and take up with the egg chasers if I ever hear this. Sorry, but that's the worst chant I've ever seen suggested (don't take it personally, I'm sure you're a good bloke!).

This is my 8th post in 7 months. That's how strongly I feel about it.

[Dan LCFC]

@LJobber: Hey ho here we go cos we've had some highs and we've been down low but its off to the premier league we go cos we are made of monnneeyyyy

Good gracious.

[1964FOX]

Don't worry everyone there's more than three words in it so it will never get sung.

[Aus Fox]

Someone's got to get Something about Peter Beagrie going today for the sky camaras

[anotherharboroughfox]

Don't worry everyone there's more than three words in it so it will never get sung.

it's sad that that's true though.

[yorkie1999]

just 90 mins of ring of fire will do me today.

[Danno]

It was Jobber not me who made it up.

[anotherharboroughfox]

Oh well, I wish we could play Derby every weeeeeek. Because their teams so shit and they like to shag their sheeeeeep.

Some lads near me toady came up with this

[Danno]

What was the new song we sun today?

[ashfosse]

Theres only one martyn waghorn

One martyn waghorn

He used to be shite

But now hes alright

Walking in a waghorn wonderland.

[Voll Blau]

Theres only one martyn waghorn

One martyn waghorn

He used to be shite

But now hes alright

Walking in a waghorn wonderland.

Much prefer Boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say Waghorn.

But it's vaguely original so I guess that's out...

[Mark_w]

Theres only one martyn waghorn

One martyn waghorn

He used to be shite injured and played on the wing.

But now hes alright not

Walking in a waghorn wonderland.

Has more of a ring to it.

[Voll Blau]

Not a fan of ripping off other folks' chants, but...

We don't like brown bread

Or granary

But we love Zak Whitbread

Cos he hates Derbyyyyyyyyy...