Ryan Loft

[MC Prussian]

His name is Loft

And he's a bad motherf***er.

LOFT!

[ithuriel]

19 minutes ago, shailen_patel4 said:

2 pages of puns ?

Not enough, still, least he converted from a spud to a fox

[sylofox]

50 minutes ago, Legend_in_blue said:

When he conducts his first LCFC interview, someone ought to question him about his loft tea ambitions.  

Doris has already handed over the trolley

[lfu]

His wikipedia page says he was a high jump champion at college, the jokes write themselves

[volpeazzurro]

We've only got him as he lacks a good footballing brain, a bit of a bungalow, not a lot upstairs.

[jayfox26]

Dear Mr Rudkin.

 

We foxestalk members have exhausted the puns regarding our latest signing Ryan Loft so please ensure we have a new signing to make puns about by the end of today. They don't have to be any good, or even a pro footballer, just so long as they have a good name. 

 

Regards. Foxestalk. 

[mikey54]

18 minutes ago, jayfox26 said:

Dear Mr Rudkin.

 

We foxestalk members have exhausted the puns regarding our latest signing Ryan Loft so please ensure we have a new signing to make puns about by the end of today. They don't have to be any good, or even a pro footballer, just so long as they have a good name. 

 

Regards. Foxestalk. 

Mo Sellah ?

[weller54]

Quarantine for at least 6 months before letting him near our players.... 

[volpeazzurro]

1 hour ago, jayfox26 said:

Dear Mr Rudkin.

 

We foxestalk members have exhausted the puns regarding our latest signing Ryan Loft so please ensure we have a new signing to make puns about by the end of today. They don't have to be any good, or even a pro footballer, just so long as they have a good name. 

 

Regards. Foxestalk. 

I wouldn't mind trying to make up a few puns about a little lad called Kante! 

[jayfox26]

2 minutes ago, volpeazzurro said:

I wouldn't mind trying to make up a few puns about a little lad called Kante! 

I kante think of any, so its a no from me!

[volpeazzurro]

1 minute ago, jayfox26 said:

I kante think of any, so its a no from me!

You're just being an awkward Kante! 

[woollett the bullet]

We'll have to make extra room up top for him

[lgfualol]

1 hour ago, weller54 said:

Quarantine for at least 6 months before letting him near our players.... 

If Maguire and Vardy were to have a son

[woollett the bullet]

17 minutes ago, lgfualol said:

If Maguire and Vardy were to have a son

Uncanny . . . .

Well spotted

[ARM1968]

20 minutes ago, lgfualol said:

If Maguire and Vardy were to have a son

Lofty expectations with those genes. 

[Collymore]

Shouldn't this thread be in main forum?

[funkyrobot]

His dad’s called Atticus and he’s got a brother called Rufus. FACT. 

[sphericalfox]

43 minutes ago, lgfualol said:

If Maguire and Vardy were to have a son

Mardy or Vaguire?

[Silva Fox]

10 minutes ago, Collymore said:

Shouldn't this thread be in main forum?

Why? Sky sources are claiming he has joined us but no confirmation from the club as yet.

[funkyrobot]

21 minutes ago, Collymore said:

Shouldn't this thread be in main forum?

Does it really matter where it’s housed? 

[Collymore]

30 minutes ago, funkyrobot said:

Does it really matter where it’s housed? 

Would you prefer to sleep in a bed or on the floor boards in the attic? 

[mozartfox]

4 hours ago, mikey54 said:

Mo Sellah ?

Mo Sugden

[mozartfox]

Strange signing this.  I am 100% sure (I think) there are logical reasons for this. The same logic as extending Leo’s contract last year.

[ARM1968]

Does the lad like a lofted pass?

[Royston.]

Cant be very good if spurs didnt give him an extension