Popular Post eblair Posted 30 December 2018 Popular Post Share Posted 30 December 2018 anyone else reading this through waiting for a comment about you to be written 4 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fox Covert Posted 30 December 2018 Share Posted 30 December 2018 (Not at a match, but at work, the day after Spuds beat Arsenal 2-0 in the Carabao Cup). I said Dele Alli was a twat for running the ball into the net after the ref had blown his whistle, and getting booked for his act of childishness (I think the rule book says 'ungentlemanly'). Spuds supporter pipes up 'Yew Arsenal or samthink? Why you call Alli a twat?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VLC86 Posted 30 December 2018 Share Posted 30 December 2018 27 minutes ago, eblair said: anyone else reading this through waiting for a comment about you to be written I wasn’t really drunk at United away and thought Claude brought Iborra on to play right wing, honest. Took me a full 15 mins to realise it was Ghezzal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worthosoriginals Posted 30 December 2018 Share Posted 30 December 2018 so the 'moronic things fans say' thread has been abducted/converted into a footy racism debate. c'mon guys read the header, it was a laugh before this nonsense, or is the irony lost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheppyFox Posted 30 December 2018 Share Posted 30 December 2018 2 minutes ago, worthosoriginals said: so the 'moronic things fans say' thread has been abducted/converted into a footy racism debate. c'mon guys read the header, it was a laugh before this nonsense, or is the irony lost? Yes the fun has been taken away, done with this topic of discussion I am 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniFox21 Posted 30 December 2018 Share Posted 30 December 2018 4 minutes ago, SheppyFox said: Yes the fun has been taken away, done with this topic of discussion I am Was loving seeing all the random cr4p that gets shouted around the ground, and that it isn't just me sitting near some interesting individuals 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusko187 Posted 30 December 2018 Share Posted 30 December 2018 6 hours ago, Swarles Barkley said: “Why is he taking Albrighton off, hes having a great game” That could have been me ?, in fairness he did better then Ghezzal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxile5 Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 4 hours ago, buzzer_b said: Got some guy that sits near me that absolutely hates Kasper. All he does is slags him off and at one point booed him on Saturday every time he touched the ball. Bit annoying really Is he large and intimidating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, foxile5 said: If you're reading this : You sit in the east stand. Level with the half way. You wore joggers yesterday. I sit behind you. You talk utter dog shit none stop and everyone is annoyed at you. You yell 'switch it' endlessly and repeat what happened on the pitch as though that's incisive commentary. You do this. All. Game. Stop Just. Stop. You're not very bright. There are a few people about who sit there and tend to commentate non-stop on the game. I guess it's an effect of Arsenal fan TV's success that people think it's a good idea to record themselves for 90 minutes talking about the game so their reactions to every bit of action can go on YouTube. Seriously ****ing annoying when you're near one of them though. Edited 31 December 2018 by Asha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Lcfc Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 (edited) Stoke away 2015. young lad in his 20s or so, spends the whole game hurling abuse at Shaqiri and racially abusing him for no particular reason. ”fvck off you Albanian carwasher” ”Albanian immigrant” not that he’s Swiss or anything. Was tempted to turn around and make that remark but I was only around 14 or so, still made me laugh how thick this guy was though Edited 31 December 2018 by Matt_Lcfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleatout Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 In an attempt to get the thread back to the banal and inane. From memory from WSC "The bloke behind me" Cardiff at home some years ago. 2 Coppers chatting as Cardiff warmed up. Plod 1 "Is that George Wood, you know, ex Arsenal in goal for Cardiff?" Plod 2 "No idea" Plod 1 " It is, I'm sure of it" Plod 2 "well why dont you ask someone with a programme" Plod 1 "Good idea", bellows "can someone tell me who the Cardiff keeper is, please" Bloke behind me " yes mate, he's the fat tw*t in the green shirt" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Lcfc Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 Absolutely love the people calling each other out and trying to find the culprit. ”You, middle aged. Joggers, you my friend are a fool!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleatout Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 2 minutes ago, Matt_Lcfc said: Stoke away 2015. young lad in his 20s or so, spends the whole game hurling abuse at Shaqiri and racially abusing him for no particular reason. ”fvck off you Albanian carwasher” ”Albanian immigrant” not that he’s Swiss or anything. Was tempted to turn around and make that remark but I was only around 14 or so, still made me laugh how thick this guy was though My lad gets fed up with me. No idea why. Perhaps it's because I keep coming up with new and innovative ways to make him tell me which one is Shaqiri and then I say "she's let herself go". I'm funny's cousin, me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 5 minutes ago, Matt_Lcfc said: Stoke away 2015. young lad in his 20s or so, spends the whole game hurling abuse at Shaqiri and racially abusing him for no particular reason. ”fvck off you Albanian carwasher” ”Albanian immigrant” not that he’s Swiss or anything. Was tempted to turn around and make that remark but I was only around 14 or so, still made me laugh how thick this guy was though Obviously it's moronic. Doesn't Shaqiri have Albanian roots though? I'm not exactly sure but there was a lot of stuff about him winding up Serbia fans when he scored against them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 2 minutes ago, Asha said: Obviously it's moronic. Doesn't Shaqiri have Albanian roots though? I'm not exactly sure but there was a lot of stuff about him winding up Serbia fans when he scored against them. Both his parents are Albanian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenTheFox Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 Once had a guy next to me who said that Zieler was better than Schmeichel. Was being deadly serious too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzell Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, foxile5 said: Is he large and intimidating? Nah just some delusional old fool. Everyone just rolls their eyes because they know he has no idea what he’s talking about. It’s probably his day out so giving him any abuse would probably spoil it bless him. Edited 31 December 2018 by buzzer_b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsell1976 Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 13 hours ago, Corky said: "Champions of England, you'll never sing that" to clubs who've won more titles than us. Never understood that, to save googling it every game, premier league champions, you’ll never sing that would be a safer option ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsell1976 Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 14 hours ago, Hammo said: "Right, that's it for me, I'm off" (some time between the 85th and 88th minute whatever the score is) Sounds like me, if it’s l1 it is me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynfish Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 I was sat behind a dad with his two young boys (7-10 ish?), being a father of a toddler and a baby myself I was smiling thinking I can't wait to bring my boys here. The he shouts at the top of his lungs "IHEANACHO YOU F***ING USELESS C**T!!!" Maybe I'll wait til their a bit older... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voll Blau Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 2 hours ago, Monsell1976 said: Never understood that, to save googling it every game, premier league champions, you’ll never sing that would be a safer option ? Problem is the same divs would definitely sing it to Blackburn too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dorchester Fox Posted 31 December 2018 Popular Post Share Posted 31 December 2018 I’ll always remember the Porto game when a young fool sat behind me shouted out with no sense of irony & a genuine misunderstanding of European geography.. ‘**** off back to Spain you twats’.. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheppyFox Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 5 minutes ago, Dorchester Fox said: I’ll always remember the Porto game when a young fool sat behind me shouted out with no sense of irony & a genuine misunderstanding of European geography.. ‘**** off back to Spain you twats’.. That’s a personal favourite of mine in this topic so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 16 hours ago, foxile5 said: If you're reading this : You sit in the east stand. Level with the half way. You wore joggers yesterday. I sit behind you. You talk utter dog shit none stop and everyone is annoyed at you. You yell 'switch it' endlessly and repeat what happened on the pitch as though that's incisive commentary. You do this. All. Game. Stop Just. Stop. You're not very bright. In Thracian’s defence, he used to coach a primary school B-team or something so he actually knows his shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPeakFox Posted 31 December 2018 Share Posted 31 December 2018 This thread has cheered me up no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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