The “ I’ve got something to say, but it doesn’t warrant its own thread “ thread.

[Parafox]

On 01/06/2023 at 10:55, ozleicester said:

 

worlds finest...but simplest joke...


What is brown and sticky?

 

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A stick 

Nah, Tim Vine's jokes are simple but funnier:

 

 

[UniFox21]

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Edited 3 June 2023 by UniFox21

[RonnieTodger]

Wearing shorts makes you realise how much trousers protect you from urinal splashback 

[Parafox]

21 hours ago, RonnieTodger said:

Wearing shorts makes you realise how much trousers protect you from urinal splashback 

 

Just do what I do and sit in a cubicle. No splashback and there's tissue to mop up any excess leakage.

 

Well, I am of a certain age where stand-up peeing is no longer practical or comfortable. 

[Free Falling Foxes]

3 hours ago, Parafox said:

 

Just do what I do and sit in a cubicle. No splashback and there's tissue to mop up any excess leakage.

 

Well, I am of a certain age where stand-up peeing is no longer practical or comfortable. 

My 38 yo son happened to mention the other day that he always sits down to pee.

[Freeman's Wharfer]

On 02/06/2023 at 19:38, kingkisnorbo said:

I find the willingness of some on here to label our players words like c**t a little misjudged. Never caught on to It before. 

You’re right. That word should be reserved only for Brendan Rodgers, not the players.

[Daggers]

I’ve been sitting to piss since our second one was born. It was the only place in the house you could get some peace - so I’d go spend some quality time with a newspaper, magazine or the internet. It’s become a habit now. 

[Finnegan]

I don't even have kids yet and I find a sit down piss is a fantastic way to get the **** away from people and have a couple minutes on your own getting angry at people's incorrect views on Patson Daka. 

[Bert]

33 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

I don't even have kids yet and I find a sit down piss is a fantastic way to get the **** away from people and have a couple minutes on your own getting angry at people's incorrect views on Patson Daka. 

And this is quite clearly “how to say you’ve not got kids without actually saying it” because you don’t even get to go for a piss on your own  

[Finnegan]

4 minutes ago, Bert said:

And this is quite clearly “how to say you’ve not got kids without actually saying it” because you don’t even get to go for a piss on your own  

 

fair. In my house I'm lucky if I can take a shit without a cat spectating and that's bad enough. 

[HighPeakFox]

I like most people if I can avoid discussing politics, religion and football. 

 

I can see this list being added to, a la Life of Brian - "but apart from all of those, l like everyone else." 

[SemperEadem]

Nursery fees are insane.

[Izzy]

1 hour ago, SemperEadem said:

Nursery fees are insane.

If I'd never had kids I'd be fvckin minted.

[Strokes]

12 minutes ago, Izzy said:

If I'd never had kids I'd be fvckin minted.

And happy.

[bovril]

David Speedie was 33 when he signed for Leicester

 

[Flamey]

Is goldfish food just wood shavings that smell of fish?  🤔

[Nalis]

2 hours ago, Flamey said:

Is goldfish food just wood shavings that smell of fish?  🤔

Nah, they're chilli flakes before they add the chilli

[Mike Oxlong]

On 03/06/2023 at 22:06, RonnieTodger said:

Wearing shorts makes you realise how much trousers protect you from urinal splashback 

Biologically, one’s trousers will be in a horrific state after hustling for a piss at the KP on a match day 

[Stuntman_Mike]

11 hours ago, bovril said:

David Speedie was 33 when he signed for Leicester

 

I'm 33 soon and greying, yet I still look about 20 years younger than him here. 

[bovril]

51 minutes ago, Stuntman_Mike said:

I'm 33 soon and greying, yet I still look about 20 years younger than him here. 

I'm 38 and that photo terrifies me

[Nalis]

12 hours ago, bovril said:

David Speedie was 33 when he signed for Leicester

 

I see your Speedie and I raise you....

 

 

[bovril]

26 minutes ago, Nalis said:

I see your Speedie and I raise you....

 

 

27 years dead

[ozleicester]

The guy from the whitehouse, referring to the Trump Indictment... is coach Beard in 10 years

 

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Edited 9 June 2023 by ozleicester

[The Blur]

On 05/06/2023 at 15:53, SemperEadem said:

Nursery fees are insane.

 

Have you looked into Tax Free childcare?

 

https://www.gov.uk/tax-free-childcare

 

It is a game changer for me!   There are other ways of getting discounts if you do not qualify for this scheme as well.  

[SouthStandUpperTier]

On 05/06/2023 at 12:42, Finnegan said:

 

fair. In my house I'm lucky if I can take a shit without a cat spectating and that's bad enough. 

Stop using the litter tray then.