England v Denmark Weds 07/07/21 20:00

[ozleicester]

good coupla minutes for walker

[Stinkenzo]

3 minutes ago, Nalis said:

You know Matterface has about 5 pre written incredibly cringe phrases to hand if England score, not sure if I'll be able to handle it.

He's no Gary Weaver though

[shen]

Need to weather this storm...

[Sly]

Kasper is awful from corners. Stick them into the 6 yard box and leave him in no mans land. 

[Mike Oxlong]

8 minutes ago, Nalis said:

You know Matterface has about 5 pre written incredibly cringe phrases to hand if England score, not sure if I'll be able to handle it.

Not sure he’s the creative sort 

 

Was married to Natalie Sawyer. They named their son Sawyer Matterface. 

[Nalis]

4 minutes ago, StevieLynex said:

England are frying the Danish bacon

THIS TIME IT IS THE VIKINGS OF DENMARK WHO HAVE BEEN PILLAGED!!

[Mike Oxlong]

Penalties ? 

[Phube]

2 minutes ago, Sly said:

Kasper is awful from corners. Stick them into the 6 yard box and leave him in no mans land. 

Yeah but they’re monsters, I can’t see us having much luck from set pieces or headers today!

[shen]

There's a calmness and steely determination in the eyes of this England squad. They look hungry for this win.

[Sly]

What is Pickford doing?!? 

[Izzy]

Crikey Pickford. And we bash Kaspers distribution!!

[Unabomber]

Just now, Mike Oxlong said:

Not sure he’s the creative sort 

 

Was married to Natalie Sawyer. They named their son Sawyer Matterface. 

I thought you were joking and googled it, WTF! He shouldn’t have this job on that alone 

[tom27111]

That's the strangest corner set up I've ever seen 

 

[Guest StevieLynex]

Danish number 17 is Albrighton

[Raj]

Are there any England fans  at Wembley?

Nearly as good as yesterdays game!!!

[Mike Oxlong]

4 minutes ago, Unabomber said:

I thought you were joking and googled it, WTF! He shouldn’t have this job on that alone 

He then got a girl who worked in a chippie up the duff

 

The kid’s called Batterface Matterface 

 

(Don’t google it)

 

 

Edited 7 July 2021 by Mike Oxlong

[shen]

Poor set pieces so far from Stryger. They've been practising these intensively as well.

[Guest StevieLynex]

5 minutes ago, Nalis said:

THIS TIME IT IS THE VIKINGS OF DENMARK WHO HAVE BEEN PILLAGED!!

The English bulldog beats the Great Dane

[Vacamion]

 

Kalvin Phillips struggling to win 50/50s just now.

 

 

[Brooksy]

Rice and Phillips need to calm down.

[Sly]

1 minute ago, shen said:

Poor set pieces so far from Stryger. They've been practising these intensively as well.

It’s where you’ll have an advantage, due to your better aerial players. 

[tom27111]

The Danes are pressing well.

[KingsX]

 

 

just sayin'...

[Vacamion]

 

It looks like the Danes have been told "Press Pickford, he goes to pieces under pressure"

 

 

 

[Guest StevieLynex]

1 minute ago, StevieLynex said:

The English bulldog beats the Great Dane

England slicing through the Danish defence