Chant for Kurt Zouma?

[Bryn]

Play Choudhury and have him go for a Keane on Haaland.

[Grebfromgrebland]

Unfortunately we'll probably be pretty quiet when we're losing.

 

Not getting a shot on target all game.

 

Being under siege for the best part of 90 mins. 

 

This is the story of most of our games.

 

 

[Merging Cultures]

"I am not a cat"

[Hollyfox]

I had a feline this would crop up 

[ElusiveEd]

Leicester Boys we're on a bender

Kurt Zouma is a pet offender.

 

For the record I'm in the "It's not right to sing about this" camp.

[Foxxed]

3 hours ago, Shit_arse said:

Again our fans demonstrating how tactless they are. 

 

Getting excited by chanting about a player that assaulted a cat is moronic. 

My years of studying eloquence and etiquette has left me unsure of how to respond to a man who kicks kittens. Does the refined gentleman leave the issues between a man and his kitten unsaid? The guidebooks say nothing.

[HybridFox]

We'll hear

 

Kurt Zouma, the w*****r the w*****r

Edited 8 February 2022 by TK95

[Royston.]

3 hours ago, Adster said:

Baffles me there is a thread for this.

 

What's wrong with focussing on our own players/chants? 

 

No wonder our atmosphere is garbage. 

Jesus wept.

 

It's a thread on a forum, nothing more than a few light hearted suggestions that obviously aren't going to make it into the stadium

 

As for singing for our own players  they'll be the ones lucky not to get booed

[foxinsocks]

Do you think a fan dressed as a cat should run on and chin him?

[WilmslowFox]

3 hours ago, Foxdiamond said:

Yes. I don't get this negative chanting lark. Show positive support for our club 

Yes, positive instead of negative chanting needed, like when Kasper takes a goal kick we should shout "Ooooooooh, you're great!  Ahhhhh!"

[Simoken]

1 hour ago, foxinsocks said:

Do you think a fan dressed as a cat should run on and chin him?

THIS or some kind of chant needs to happen till the end of his season.. or career. Animal abuse is wrong kids.

[foxfanazer]

4 hours ago, ParkerPen said:

"he's cruel to cats, he's cruel to cats, cruuuueeellll tooooo cats.."

"And everybody tells him that it's cool to beat up cats, he's cruel to cats''

[Foxxed]

If everyone that Kurt Zouma ever interacts with utters an almost imperceivable meow we could send him insane within a week if not less.

[Shit_arse]

2 hours ago, Foxxed said:

My years of studying eloquence and etiquette has left me unsure of how to respond to a man who kicks kittens. Does the refined gentleman leave the issues between a man and his kitten unsaid? The guidebooks say nothing.

 

Agreed

 

Let's all chant expletives at him. That'll learn him.

 

 

 

[foxfanazer]

She said meow Zouma, she said Meow,

Oh zouma she said meow

[Supergray22]

Champions of cat rights 

you'll never sing that

 

personally I think shouting meow every time he kicks a ball or player is a gem of an idea. 

[Foxxed]

4 minutes ago, Shit_arse said:

 

Agreed

 

Let's all chant expletives at him. That'll learn him.

 

 

 

It will forever create an unbreakable bond between this club and abused kittens everywhere. The world will know that, although we tacitly approve of monarchy-approved monopolies, we draw the line at kicking kittens.

[Clarkey123]

All things bright and beautiful,

All creatures great and small,

All things wise and wonderful,

Kurt Zouma kicked them all.

 

Edited 8 February 2022 by Clarkey123

[Houdini Logic]

1 minute ago, Clarkey123 said:

All things bright and beautiful,

All creatures great and small,

All things wise and wonderful,

Kurt Zouma kicked them all.

 

That is actually fantastic

[FLINTHAMFC]

At least he didn't pick on a fat cat.

[KingsX]

2 hours ago, Foxxed said:

My years of studying eloquence and etiquette has left me unsure of how to respond to a man who kicks kittens. Does the refined gentleman leave the issues between a man and his kitten unsaid? The guidebooks say nothing.

 

The refined gentleman surely knows that subtlety is the order of the day.

 

 

 

[Dr Marco]

" Smelly cat,

Oh smelly cat,

It's all Kurt's fault"

[Arkie Bennett]

44 minutes ago, foxfanazer said:

She said meow Zouma, she said Meow,

Oh zouma she said meow

Copycat!

[foxfanazer]

1 minute ago, Arkie Bennett said:

Copycat!

You've posted that? Or is that just a pun?

[Arkie Bennett]

4 minutes ago, foxfanazer said:

You've posted that? Or is that just a pun?

Yeah, earlier in the PL thread.