Chant for Kurt Zouma?

[bovril]

Round of applause for the cat on the 9th minute

[sacreblueits442]

58 minutes ago, Arkie Bennett said:

The best yet, can I suggest changing beats to kicks?

....@Clarkey123 should have him for plagiarism!!!

  He posted the same original text yesterday.

[sacreblueits442]

26 minutes ago, Foxdiamond said:

Agreed with others he is a scumbag . West Ham should suspend him for rest of season without pay. After all if he was injured they would have cope  Although only a gesture it would reflect better on the club that disgusting behaviour should not be treated lightly 

...could it in the end cause the termination of his contract!!!

  I would suspect bringing the club into  disrepute is part of the agreement and would be a reason to terminate his contract.

[Jaspa]

West Ham only looked to punish him once their sponsors started justifiably pulling out. Shows you how it works though, who to complain to in these situations: they only care about one thing.

[Foxdiamond]

44 minutes ago, sacreblueits442 said:

...could it in the end cause the termination of his contract!!!

  I would suspect bringing the club into  disrepute is part of the agreement and would be a reason to terminate his contract.

Another team would no doubt snap him up without any feeling of guilt. I suppose we have keep punishment in line with offence and not over react even though shameful

[ARM1968]

On 08/02/2022 at 10:24, SemperEadem said:

Will be Kurt Zouma what a w*nker, what a w*nker.

Might be a bit obvious, but just substitute Kurt for Cat. Works on a number of levels. 

[Foxxed]

Since his kittens have been taken away from him now

 

Who let the cats out?!

RS P C A!

[Free Falling Foxes]

There's a cat in mi kitchen

What I'm a gonna do

There's cat in mi kitchen

What I'm a gonna do

 

I'm gonna kick that cat

That's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna kick that cat.

 

Woah woah woah yeah.

[surrifox]

On 08/02/2022 at 10:29, martyn said:

I'm forever kicking kittens

Pretty kittens in the air.

They fly so high,

Nearly reach the sky,

Then like my career

They fade and die.

Fortune's always hiding,

I've looked everywhere,

I'm forever kicking kittens

Pretty kittens in the air.

 

[String fellow]

Not really a chant, more a crappy limerick:-

There is a defender called Kurt,

Whose hobby his cats is to hurt.

But the boss of West Ham

Does not give a damn.

So he'll continue to play - it's a cert!

 

Edited 10 February 2022 by String fellow

[Supergray22]

[OXO28]

Why not take fluffy toy cats and throw them onto the pitch? All toys can then be donated to a children's charity, home or nursery. He'll get the message. Foxes and cats stick together.

Edited 10 February 2022 by Gordon Marshall

[Monk]

Its all pretty distastful and I wouldnt do a chant.... but if you were, a simple

 

What a waste of sponsorship

You'll pay for your cats

You'll pay for your cats

You'll pay for your cats

What a waste of sponsorship

You'll pay for your cats

 

would be moderately entertaining

[st albans fox]

12 hours ago, Free Falling Foxes said:

There's a cat in mi kitchen

What I'm a gonna do

There's cat in mi kitchen

What I'm a gonna do

 

I'm gonna kick that cat

That's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna kick that cat.

 

Woah woah woah yeah.

I’m not up for chanting if he’s playing as it belittles the situation - we all boo the cvnt 

 

but if he isn’t then maybe …….  And replace ‘mi’ and ‘I’m’ with ‘his’ and ‘he’ ??  We don’t mistreat pets …….

[Luttfox]

That’s Amore
 

When he plays like a dick

Then his cats he’ll drop kick

Thats Kurt Zouma 

 

 

[Lesta Legend]

Every touch I’ll be booing, sociopathic c*nt. 

[Shmokeee]

First post in yonks, this..

 

On behalf of my two rat catching leg scratching, incessant shitting mogs….

Freddie and binx.

 

to the tune of ‘ my old man’s a dustman’

 

Zouma is a pussy

who likes to slap his cat

he’s such a ****ing scumbag

he teaches his son that

but cuz he plays for West Ham 

he’s straight back in his role

he should be eating cat shit

and on the ****ing dole

 

As you were 😆

[String fellow]

I'm pleased to see that Dag and Red have suspended Yoan Zouma for his filming of the incident.

[urban.spaceman]

When you're sat in Row Z and a cat hits your head that's Kurt Zouma

[thefoxcub8890]

I cant do it myself as I am abroad but can someone please dress up as a cat and start chasing Zouma round the pitch.

 

Whats up pussycat, woah, woah, woah.

[Foxdiamond]

Play a selection of Cat Stevens tracks on PA.

[LCFCCHRIS]

Change the goal music for one game ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[st albans fox]

8 minutes ago, thefoxcub8890 said:

I cant do it myself as I am abroad but can someone please dress up as a cat and start chasing Zouma round the pitch.

 

Whats up pussycat, woah, woah, woah.

On a serious note, there will be some people out there who will really want to get onto the pitch and confront him. Should we be having to take extra security measures because West Ham are pathetic? 

[Foxdiamond]

6 minutes ago, LCFCCHRIS said:

Change the goal music for one game ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let us hope our goal music is required 

[thefoxcub8890]

Im am actually an Arsenal fan but is up to you guys to absolutely destroy Zouma, however you see fit, for the sake of cats around the world.

 

We will all be watching you, lets see what you are made of.