StanSP Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 16 minutes ago, Unabomber said: If everyone is resigning, what did Gove do to get sacked?! Not resign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tielemans63 Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 Think he meant 6th July but still funny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkie1999 Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 Only question she replied to….Is anyone else Fackin the prime minister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasyls Pec Deck Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 When does a military coup become a viable option? I mean we’ve become a banana republic anyway in many ways, so why not? 🤣 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 4 minutes ago, Wasyls Pec Deck said: When does a military coup become a viable option? Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war With windmill sails and bombs with nails, they smash the town hall door But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew Whereupon they bring about a military coup Someone get a message through to Captain Snort That they'd better start assembling the boys from the fort And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight 'Cause there's gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Daggers said: Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war With windmill sails and bombs with nails, they smash the town hall door But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew Whereupon they bring about a military coup Someone get a message through to Captain Snort That they'd better start assembling the boys from the fort And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight 'Cause there's gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight How far down that bottle of rum are you now? Edited 6 July 2022 by Nick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 1 hour ago, Mike Oxlong said: My dog looks at me like this when I’m eating my sausages Ooh err Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 5 minutes ago, Nick said: How far down that bottle of rum are you now? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urban.spaceman Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 4 minutes ago, Daggers said: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopic Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 SIMON GONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 2 minutes ago, Kopic said: SIMON GONE. SIMON SAYS GONE ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxile5 Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 44 minutes ago, Voll Blau said: This is top tier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Horse's Mouth Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxile5 Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 In two weeks I'll be messaging sky news 24 hours asking for another gram of politics. Sensational. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxile5 Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 (edited) 56 minutes ago, Unabomber said: If everyone is resigning, what did Gove do to get sacked?! Too slow in the uptake https://media.tenor.com/images/1c74d219bb9606dfa86a383adb4a32aa/tenor.gif Edited 6 July 2022 by foxile5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urban.spaceman Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 44 resignations and one sacking. Previous record was 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Horse's Mouth Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 These resignations really do point out some of the utterly useless and pointless jobs these lot hand themselves 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 Minister for Silly Walks has gone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free Falling Foxes Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Daggers said: Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war With windmill sails and bombs with nails, they smash the town hall door But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew Whereupon they bring about a military coup Someone get a message through to Captain Snort That they'd better start assembling the boys from the fort And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight 'Cause there's gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight Describes Johnson really: Half Man, Half Biscuit. What biscuit though? Probably Rich T ory. Whatever though, certainly crackers. Edited 6 July 2022 by Free Falling Foxes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicesterpool Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 1 hour ago, Unabomber said: If everyone is resigning, what did Gove do to get sacked?! Gove must have been planning something behind his back, a possible push to be party leader maybe... Boris found out and fired him. Don't think a Tory gourvement as ever been in such turnmoil within the last few years, with sackings, resignations, scandal, leaks, affairs. Of course all this is not new in Westminster but all this happen in a matter of short space of time since Cameron has left. Tories will struggle at the big election. Labour likely to be back in power I think soon, wherever like or not. Labour don't need to do nowt in terms campaigning Tories are doing it for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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urban.spaceman Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 10 minutes ago, StanSP said: SACKED IN THE MORNING YOU’RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jon the Hat Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 12 hours ago, Trumpet said: I know expenses are something that a lot of MPs have abused over the years. But the current Chancellor claimed around £5000 of energy expenses for his personal business (stables) about 10 years ago. This man now has his hands on the nations economy. As with all these cases it was no doubt a situation of one of his employees failing to split the electricity bill. If you think these guys did or even read their own expenses prior to it all kicking off you are mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aus Fox Posted 6 July 2022 Share Posted 6 July 2022 1 hour ago, Free Falling Foxes said: Describes Johnson really: Half Man, Half Biscuit. What biscuit though? Probably Rich T ory. Whatever though, certainly crackers. He’s a massive Hob- knob that’s for sure 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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