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Group F: Belgium, Canada, Morocco, Croatia

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1 minute ago, The Bear said:

Without Lukaku their striking options are absolutely dog muck. Batshuayi isn't anywhere near good enough. 

 

CDK has been awful at Milan. 

Mertens is 83.

Lukaku hasn't been a threat for well over a calendar year. 

T. Hazard is a slow, mid table plodder. 

E. Hazard has gone the way of Gareth Bale. 

Batman is a half decent finisher with an extremely mid table all round game. 

Trossard is an 'ok' top-sixish winger. 

Doku is like a poundshop Adama. 

Openda is a fairly average prospect with middling promise. 

 

Behind them Witsel is average, Onana is terrible, Dendoncker is a journeyman, Meunier and Castagne have nowhere near the pace to stretch a game and their favoured two centre backs can probably remember the formation of Belgium. 

 

They're just not very good. Your team is much, much better on paper. Unfortunately for you your manager is much, much worse. 

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7 minutes ago, The Bear said:

Belgium always look like they're playing straight after a three course Sunday lunch.

 

…  and why not?  They even celebrate this in their footballer statues.

 

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They may not have a WC or Euros win to commemorate, and yes, the couscous nibblers are sending them home early again, but nobody can play on a belly full of frites like a Belgian.

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