Eurovision 2024

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

This is shit. About time we just admitted defeat and exhumed Susan Boyle

[Vacamion]

Just now, Izzy said:

Why are they wearing their protective boxes on the outside of their shorts? 

 

More touches in the box than Patson Daka.

[Zear0]

Didn't vote Brexit for this Lynda. 

[goody2028]

1 minute ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Does look a bit like Saw doesn't it, why are the showers so goddam filthy! Get some Cillit bang black mould remover on it pal or you'll be in a world of trouble!

At least Barry Scott has got some work

out of it if anything 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

This woman seems fun and nice but she'd be relentless wouldn't she. Laughing next to you in bed at 3am at ****ing emojis

[Bordersfox]

Facial expressions of the dancers suggests a nationwide shortage of lube.  

[Libertine]

Why am I being lectured by SuperNanny?

[Izzy]

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

This woman seems fun and nice but she'd be relentless wouldn't she. Laughing next to you in bed at 3am at ****ing emojis

Looks like the HR woman who smiles as she hands you the brown envelope with your compromise agreement

[Tuna]

Wtf

[Nalis]

Not really sure what's happening but Sarah Millican raps better than I imagined

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

The national grid r n experiencing the power surge they do during half time of a world cup final

[Vacamion]

This should have been the UK entry.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

That was legit better than our entry though, I've never been more ashamed to be British

[Fox in the North]

That was surely a bank advert in disguise

[urban.spaceman]

The Germany act looks like a fat Mumford and Sons.

[Vacamion]

Just now, urban.spaceman said:

The Germany act looks like a fat Mumford and Sons.

 

Mate, your stream is a bit laggy.

[FOXYTALK]

Intro to the last kingdom. 

[Zear0]

Like a bad, and significantly less agreeable, version of Gunship. 

[Izzy]

Morten Gamst Pedersen on lead guitar doing a sterling job

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Is she singing "bacunaaaaa" - a true EFL skybet Championship fan in the house

[Nalis]

Norway's Englebert Humperdicks.

[fazzyfox]

Norway will that win

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Sorry Norway, not weird enough - you can't just put men in mascara in 2024 in a poor attempt to shock I'm afraid

[foxy boxing]

I'd love a bit of Mango with cream 

[goody2028]

Give Italy the title now.