Eurovision 2024

[Libertine]

Estonia very much the ‘Alcohol Is Free’ of 2024. The people’s champions.

[Vacamion]

3 minutes ago, Zear0 said:

I've thought about this a lot, but I've never got why Conchita would shave the leg but not the chest. 

 

Just one leg?

[Parafox]

14 minutes ago, Vacamion said:

 

So who is getting Nul points?

 

I'm plumping for Germany.

 

Portugal. Absolutely dire. Mind you, so many bad entries this year, we'll below even the low bar of Eurovision.

Edited 11 May by Parafox

[VLC86]

Us Portugal and Serbia need nuking, embarrassing. Some bloke with his nob out setting flairs off has put you to shame, grow up.

 

[VLC86]

France can **** off as well.

[fazzyfox]

Better prepare for the next bit, bottle(s) of wine, buffet, shaving kit…..just the 37 votes to sleep….sorry sit, through

[Bordersfox]

Just now, Costock_Fox said:

France can **** off as well.

Revolting entry

[Vacamion]

1 minute ago, Costock_Fox said:

France can **** off as well.

 

Evergreen statement.

 

[Izzy]

Whatever the result it's been a joy to have @Miquel The Work Geordie back with us tonight for his annual guest appearance.  

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Eurovision should be for the kids, emulating their heroes. I remember when I donned a denim jacket and pretended I was Daz Sampson as a doe eyed 14 year old.

 

Who in their right mind is going to let their kid emulate tonight's embarrassment? If you're a parent tonight and you let your kid jump around willy nilly in a shower, you're part of the problem

[fazzyfox]

1 minute ago, Costock_Fox said:

Us Portugal and Serbia need nuking, embarrassing. Some bloke with his nob out setting flairs off has put you to shame, grow up.

 

I’m sure there was. A “Charlie Says” public information film warning about that the dangers of that in the 70’s 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

1 minute ago, Izzy said:

Whatever the result it's been a joy to have @Miquel The Work Geordie back with us tonight for his annual guest appearance.  

Soon as I heard goddam Graham Norton brother I folded like a house of cards

[Bordersfox]

1 minute ago, Izzy said:

Whatever the result it's been a joy to have @Miquel The Work Geordie back with us tonight for his annual guest appearance.  

Tbf the lad needs to be back on the forum permanently.  Calling out the cvnts. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Say what you want about DHGate Claudia WInkleman, you could eat your tea off her stomach! Here's me debating eating a whole pork pie like a ****ing apple

Edited 11 May by Miquel The Work Geordie

[Zear0]

Backing track peak Basshunter vibes here. Lovely stuff

[Vacamion]

2 minutes ago, fazzyfox said:

I’m sure there was. A “Charlie Says” public information film warning about that the dangers of that in the 70’s 

 

If you wave it too close to a pylon, bad things are going to happen...

[Zear0]

Hanging bin bags aside, that was decent. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

"Ooo look at me look at me I won last year now I'm writhing about on a stool with streams of toilet paper cascading around me love me love me"

[deejdeej]

Looks like Loreen is being attacked by dementors

[Parafox]

Well that was shite, Mareen, Loreen, Soreen. Whatever her name is. 

Edited 11 May by Parafox

[orangecity23]

Just now, deejdeej said:

Looks like Loreen is being attacked by dementors

Whilst she was having a colonic irrigation.

[deejdeej]

1 minute ago, orangecity23 said:

Whilst she was having a colonic irrigation.

Not an ideal situation all round

[VLC86]

Got to feel for Estonia and Lithuania really, the forgotten heroes tonight.

[Parafox]

4 minutes ago, Zear0 said:

Hanging bin bags aside, that was decent. 

You've had too much to drink. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Hope you all got your votes in (and asked for the bill payer's permission)