Questions to be asked at manager interviews

[ozleicester]

Are you an Ostrich?

[Jobyfox]

Please could you rate these goalkeepers in order of ability:

Daniel Iversen

Jakob Stolarczyk

Alex Smithies

Danny Ward 

 

 

 

[String fellow]

1. Which would you prefer, 30% possession and a fortunate win or 70% possession and an unlucky defeat?

2. Are you happy that the club released certain players and gave another player a contract extension prior to your interview?

3. Did you stick to the 40mph speed limit on the A46 on your way to Seagrave?

[Collymore]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 

[TheStig]

Are you by any means acquainted to a certain Guillem Balagué?

[Muzzy Elliot]

Would you be willing to shave your head? 

[David Hankey]

How about a serious question; what is your ambition for Leicester City?

[Leicesterpool]

Do you believe aliens exist? 

[Aus Fox]

Do you have a plan B?

 

How white are your trainers?

 

How do you react when the fans turn on you after another defeat? (FOAD is the only acceptable answer here)

[HoChiMinhFOX]

Who's the best lord...of the rings, of the dance or of the flies?

Edited 9 June by HoChiMinhFOX

[RumbleFox]

Brendan, welcome back!! Ready for phase 2? 

[brookfox]

What happens when you’re smiling?

 

If the answer isn’t the whole world smiles with you they haven’t done their research and the interview should be immediately terminated.

 

”Errr it breeds positivity.”

”GET OUT!”

[Bordersfox]

You are in a hot air balloon.   The other passengers are John Rudkin, Danny Ward and a sack of potatoes weighing roughly the same as an adult male with a smiley face drawn on it.   

 

The weight is too much for the balloon and you will all die horribly unless you reduce the passenger number by one. 

 

What would you do?  

[nnfox]

Will there ever be a person who can swim faster than a shark?

 

If you ate yourself, would you be twice as big or disappear completely?

[JimJams]

1 hour ago, Collymore said:

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 

What do you mean? An African or European Swallow?

[Bluetintedspecs]

"What message would you have for our growing amount of , deluded,  unrealistic and entitled fans ? "

[Stopharage]

If you had to have a second nose somewhere on your body, where would you place it?

 

[Out Foxed]

1.Do you know what a cob is

2. How do you pronounce Belvoir

[fox_favourite]

Do you know where you are?

[HybridFox]

Backwards or sideways?

[fox_favourite]

Please write a 500 word essay on your thoughts on fruit on a pizza. Please include as much detail as possible to your argument. It may count against you 

Edited 9 June by fox_favourite

[Collymore]

22 minutes ago, JimJams said:

What do you mean? An African or European Swallow?

How do you know so much about swallows? 

[cityfanlee23]

Do you still have those white trainers? 

[cityfanlee23]

1 hour ago, Bordersfox said:

You are in a hot air balloon.   The other passengers are John Rudkin, Danny Ward and a sack of potatoes weighing roughly the same as an adult male with a smiley face drawn on it.   

 

The weight is too much for the balloon and you will all die horribly unless you reduce the passenger number by one. 

 

What would you do?  

Throw myself off

[Bordersfox]

1 minute ago, cityfanlee23 said:

Throw myself off

You've got the job.