Questions to be asked at manager interviews

[blueharmie]

Our kop is suited here and are family stand is here , tell me more about this.

[rugbyblue]

What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? 

 

(Source - partridge)

[les-tah]

Based on the style of play last year and sometimes the slow build up and fan frustration what would you rather have a nose that grows like Pinocchio's every time you lie or have a loud, uncontrollable fart every time you tell the truth?

[CheeseHead]

Your CV is littered with sensationalist half-truths, downright dubious dealings, and outrageous exaggerations. As well as managing the team, we're going to need you to prepare next year's PSR report. You're hired!

[suffolk fox]

We will give you a card that allows access to all Leicester areas and the training ground, but it will cost you £25.......we'll deduct it from your wages.

[Motty]

Open your hands and take off your shoes and socks. No stigmata!  Next please.

[Izzet is God]

Can you explain why you’re 14 seconds early for your interview?

[ceredigion]

How soon can you start?

[Winstonthedog]

Have you read the job description.... if so why are you still here

[Nalis]

Has anyone here ever applied for a vacant Leicester role?

 

Used to be a thing about 20 years ago just to get a rejection letter on club letterhead of the club you applied to. Wonder if clubs still humour those.

[Wycombe Fox]

If required, are you capable of re-doubling your efforts on the training ground?

[Wymsey]

Would you question authority?

[PhillippaT]

1 hour ago, Wycombe Fox said:

If required, are you capable of re-doubling your efforts on the training ground?

Do they have any new ways of motivating them?

[HitchinFox]

On 09/06/2024 at 13:52, RumbleFox said:

If you had to come up with a question for an imaginary interview to make yourself feel funny, to gain the approval of your peers and show everyone what an all round great guy you are what would it be?

It would be one where I try and and make myself feel superior to others by pointing out that fun is not allowed - even though the season is over and there is little else to do. 

[RumbleFox]

6 minutes ago, HitchinFox said:

It would be one where I try and and make myself feel superior to others by pointing out that fun is not allowed - even though the season is over and there is little else to do. 

Sounds my cup of tea. 

[Raj]

Would you swap the Family stand with the Kop?

 

[Chelmofox]

After 6 home defeats in a row, do you think we should:

 

1. Give the fans a free coconut water
2. Give the fans a free Chang
3. Give the fans some free snacks that are going out of date in 3 weeks?

 

What do you mean we should try 4-4-2 'launch it forwardy ball? Are you mental. Get the f*** out of here!'

 

[TheLittleBigMan]

Your contract renewal will cost £25.  

[Gravel]

Are you planning to get pregnant in the next 12 months?

[Dahnsouff]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[TheLittleBigMan]

Do you know anyone called Willie?

[Wymsey]

Bap, cob or roll?..

[hebangsthedrums]

Our transfer  budget is £1.3M, how much do we need to say it is for you to take the job?

Edited 15 June by hebangsthedrums

[marcymarc666]

The manager of our women's team was sacked for sleeping with the right back, is there a possibility that you might have an affair with one the players ?

[Dr The Singh]

Spit or swallow