Competition: How many shots will we have against Tottenham?

[Bezzanator89]

4. 1 on target, 3 off.

[phoneticerror]

What’s a shot? 

[stu]

12, 5 on target.

[Poznan34]

6

[Stadt]

8 shots 

2 on target 

[ithuriel]

2 shots, both scored, superbly taken own goals by Faes 

[Xen]

13, 6 on target

[Devonfox1884]

5 shots, 2 on target.

[GLC]

4, 1 on target, 1 off the post 

[Buzzard]

5

[foxfanazer]

What are these "shots" you speak of?

[The Doctor]

Just now, foxfanazer said:

What are these "shots" you speak of?

small portions of vodka you take to make the spurs game bearable

[ithuriel]

2 minutes ago, The Doctor said:

small portions of vodka you take to make the spurs game bearable

Nah, you'd need to have an Olympic sized pool full of Vodka, all the drugs in South America and to watch Starmer and every other PM over the last decade in a real life Squids game to make that bearable.

[Winstonthedog]

How about we don't leave the pitch for half time and whilst spurs are relaxing we can have loads of shots ... probably won't score but you can't have everything 

[JimJams]

Goals don't count as shots on target though in the stats. So when we win we'll have done it with no shots on target.

[brownfox]

Do defensive clearances in the direction of the goal count?

[sm1]

1 shot, none on target.

[BillyFOX12]

2 minutes ago, sm1 said:

1 shot, none on target.

I'll raise you 2 shots, none on target

[001merp]

3 shots, 1 on target 

[CanadianFan]

8 hours ago, kingfox said:

1 shot, 1 on target

 

As Wilf Zaha scores a 90th minute counter attack winner.

It has been done before. I was at Filbert Street sometime in the 1970’s. Tottenham were all over us throughout the whole game. Very near the end we scrambled a ball in, from a corner if I remember properly. It was utter pandemonium. One of my best ever memories…..even though I can’t remember the exact time of the goal or who scored it. I do remember the celebrations though.

[Jattdogg]

Dunno about the players but I think 5 to 10 of some shitty vodka will do.

[Phenom]

4 shots

[trugerkem]

Would have been more fun to ask how many shots are Tottenham going to have 

[sishades]

3 shots, all between the posts at Welford road.

[Sunbury Fox]

Expect us to rival the 0.02xG we managed v Arsenal at home towards the end of Rodgers' tenure. Possession likely to be 15-20%.