Do everything we can to score a goal

[tickler28]

We're not winning any of these matches Vs good Premier League teams....hell we're not even keeping clean sheets or looking like getting a draw so perhaps we should just concentrate on scoring a goal.....even if we set up to lose 6-1.....a goal is all the fans want to see now. Noone expects us to get any points but to see a goal would be amazing as right now it's just a joke how non competitive we have become.

[Mike Oxlong]

Our only chance 

 

[kiddo]

Wouldn’t mind shooting straight from the kick off, at least we might get a shot on target.

 

Unless it’s Patson.

[MS0204]

Only one way.. let’s get the arrows out 

[fox_favourite]

Bribe the ref and the opposition keeper

[SouthStandUpperTier]

[Edingleyfox]

It would be nice if we don't set up with 8 defenders and at half time add another. I'm sure Newcastle will win whatever we do but concentrating on being solid/compact has done nothing to stem the tide  so agree might as well at least show some ambition

[urban.spaceman]

On the contrary. I think we should put Ward back in goal. For a laugh.

[Vlad the Fox]

8 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

On the contrary. I think we should put Ward back in goal. For a laugh.

Maybe how is inclusion has led to lots of goals in the past we should try him upfront. You never know. 

[fazzyfox]

20 minutes ago, MS0204 said:

Only one way.. let’s get the arrows out 

We need to do this. The players have humiliated us and taken the p***out of us so it’s time to humiliate them. I wouldn’t see it as being aimed at Vardy, it’s for the whole team reminding them of the point of the game, even if they have been set up and drilled to just keep the score down and “stay in the game” for as long as possible.

If they don’t let you bring them in tear your clapper (oo-er matron) into arrow shape.

[Nalis]

Ruud needs to stick himself alongside Vardy 

[Guy]

Now that's what I call a really low bar to set! Blimey, how we've just fallen off a cliff! Were the Derby team in 2008 under Paul Jewell this bad I wonder?! Points wise they were worse obviously but surely they played better stuff than us?? I'd even say the same towards Southampton this season despite somehow being 7 points worse off than us still!

[urban.spaceman]

1 hour ago, MS0204 said:

Only one way.. let’s get the arrows out 

@Union FS

[Chrysalis]

Long balls to oppo box, and keep diving till get a pen.

[Trav Le Bleu]

15 minutes ago, Chrysalis said:

Long balls to oppo box, and keep diving till get a pen.

... up steps Patson...

[Bourbon Fox]

2 hours ago, Chrysalis said:

Long balls to oppo box, and keep diving till get a pen.

To be honest I think a penalty would be the worst thing possible, we would miss it. Things just keep getting worse.

At least for there to be a penalty we'd have to have got someone into the box.

[broughtonblue]

🎵all we are saying, is give us a goal🎵

[Dan]

We don't even attempt to attack. It's ridiculous. It's not even bad variance - we just don't attack whatsoever.

[orangecity23]

Us attacking this season:

 

 

[Collymore]

I think it'll be interesting to see the players and fans reaction when we do (if we do!) score.

 

Possibly a hint of sarcasm from the fans? "We scored a goal!" and an ironic cheer when the goal does go in? 

 

Also I'd imagine whoever scores it (if we score it) will have to play it so cool for the celebration, literally just turn and walk with head down type stuff! 

 

[Royston.]

Send Rudkin into the oppo teams changing room before a game with his knee pads and rubber gloves

[Guy]

19 hours ago, broughtonblue said:

🎵all we are saying, is give us a goal🎵

That's an old classic chant of 80s90s vintage but is extremely applicable to this lot! 

[broughtonblue]

6 hours ago, Guy said:

That's an old classic chant of 80s90s vintage but is extremely applicable to this lot! 

Showing my age 🤣

[Thequickbrownfox]

Are they having a minute's silence at the King Power? No, just the usual hour and a half.

[Paninistickers]

On 05/04/2025 at 17:41, Dan said:

We don't even attempt to attack. It's ridiculous. It's not even bad variance - we just don't attack whatsoever.

Exactly this. 

 

It's realistic we will not score again this season..The Dutchman sets us up in such a way that we are overrun in midfield,. defensively weak and non existent in attack..There will be coaching seminars about this cvnt for years. What he is achieving is close to impossible. 

 

He's the Gerald Ratner of football coaching