Let's have a films thread.

[Leicesterpool]

Currently watching The Terminator. Forgot how brilliant this film is. T2 next I think. 

The first movie i found is more horror while the sequel is more action.

[MikeyT]

Didn't realise Emily Watson could actually act

She's average. 

The first movie i found is more horror while the sequel is more action.

Wouldn't say horror. It's just a lot darker. 

[Leicesterpool]

OMG they haven't have they   

[MikeyT]

Films for 2014, 2015, 2016 and 2017 I just happened to see on IMDB. A lot of re-makes and sequels! 

 

Untitled Superman-Batman Project

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Untitled Planet of the Apes Sequel

Fifty Shades of Grey (one for the women)

Star Wars: Episode VII 

Jurassic World 

Terminator: Genesis

The Fantastic Four

Frankenstein 

Bond 24

Mad Max: Fury Road

Bad Boys 3 

Mission: Impossible 5

Point Break (why God why?! The original is a cult classic)

Untitled Jason Bourne Sequel 

Poltergeist

Popeye

Robocops 

Pompeii 

Noah

Need for Speed 

Godzilla

The Expendables 3 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 

Dumb and Dumber To 

The Hobbit: There and Back Again

Sin City: A Dame to Die For

Horrible Bosses 2 

Night at the Museum 3

Hot Tub Time Machine 2

The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)

Postman Pat: The Movie 

Paddington 

Romeo and Juliet

The Inbetweeners Movie 2

Paranormal Activity 5 

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon II: The Green Destiny

[absolutelegend]

Who's got some good netflix recommendations for me tonight?  fancy a thriller.

[Guest MattP]

Whoever recommended GlenCarry Glen Ross to me on here (can't be bothered to look back) I'll raise a drink to you. Top film.

[Dr The Singh]

Who's got some good netflix recommendations for me tonight?  fancy a thriller.

Basic Instincts!

[Guest]

OMG they haven't have they   

 

With a tag line like that are you sure it's not a porno?

 

Postman Twat perhaps.

Edited 14 February 2014 by Guest

[The Blur]

Just watched Taxi Driver- unsure what to make of it!

[Webbo]

The King's Speech- An alright film but I'm not sure what all the fuss was about.

[Guest MattP]

Just watched Taxi Driver- unsure what to make of it!

 

I thought it was brilliant, if you are unsure it probably means you are stable and sane, I loved it as I've often felt like Travis Bickle, I just wouldn't have the balls to be him.

 

The King's Speech- An alright film but I'm not sure what all the fuss was about.

 

This is so strange, bought it ages ago and haven't got around to watching it, people either seem to love it or absolutely hate it.

[Guest]

After all the ravings on here about Wolf of wall street I gave it a try this week.

 

It was okay.

 

Very much a guys/boys movie - women were clearly shown as playthings for men and not equals but there were some great full frontal shots and plenty of tits for the boys to wank over.

 

What I liked about the movie was it tried to show that capitalism is an anti-human system aimed at making money out of the simple/stupid/naive/hopeful without seriously improving the capitalists life. I think that was subtly shown with bold brash statement scènes.

 

Overall not a movie for females, nice tits for the lads and an indictment of Capitalism (though the Young guys won't see that and will want to be the lead character). 

[Guest]

The King's Speech- An alright film but I'm not sure what all the fuss was about.

 

My wife loved it, I could have not watched it and missed nothing.

[Guest MattP]

Very much a guys/boys movie - women were clearly shown as playthings for men and not equals but there were some great full frontal shots and plenty of tits for the boys to wank over.

 

And your point is?

 

You never treated a woman like the guys do in that? I have plenty of times. That sort of woman was invented to be a toy for men, sometimes we need to let off steam and they are the perfect way to do it.

[Mike Oxlong]

And your point is?

You never treated a woman like the guys do in that? I have plenty of times. That sort of woman was invented to be a toy for men, sometimes we need to let off steam and they are the perfect way to do it.

So you've blown coke up a woman's pooper?!

The days of chivalry are alive and kicking.

[Guest MattP]

So you've blown coke up a woman's pooper?!

The days of chivalry are alive and kicking.

 

 

I prefer it the other way. 

[Mike Oxlong]

I prefer it the other way.

Jeez! I wouldn't even expect White Dee to have to take on that job ;-)

[Dr The Singh]

 

I prefer it the other way. 

What you prefer them to blow coke up your backside??

Jeez! I wouldn't even expect White Dee to have to take on that job ;-)

There would be a struggle to find her pooper, too much meat covering it??

[Mike Oxlong]

What you prefer them to blow coke up your backside??

There would be a struggle to find her pooper, too much meat covering it??

I think in Matt's scenario Dee's behind him blowing the icing sugar. Good one for Matt P with people thread!

[Dr The Singh]

I think in Matt's scenario Dee's behind him blowing the icing sugar. Good one for Matt P with people thread!

Alot of people have been up Mattp's backside, she might be able to stick her head up it, and even one boob!!

[Alf Bentley]

Saw Dallas Buyers Club earlier. McConaughey has to be a shoe in on Oscar night. AIDS is like catnip for awards juries.

 

Possibly about 30 minutes too long but pure cinematic drama.

 

Went to the cinema for the first time in over a year last night to see this (wife's suggestion, surprisingly).

 

Excellent drama and storyline. Superb acting by McConaughey and Jared Leto, in particular (Leto must be in contention for a best supporting actor in his transgender role, I assume - extraordinary performance). Maybe a bit too much of a neat, Hollywood plot progression, but would strongly recommend to anyone who's not a prude or a homophobe (a certain amount of wham-bam shagging, queeny conduct, drug injecting, foul-mouthed rednecks etc.).

 

Based around issues of medication, 1980s AIDS crisis & an unlikely (platonic) alliance between a mouthy redneck rodeo shagger (McConaughey) and a mouthy trangender queen (Leto). Didn't find the female lead (Jennifer Garner) so convincing, though a tricky, understated role.

[Mike Oxlong]

Alot of people have been up Mattp's backside, she might be able to stick her head up it, and even one boob!!

Ha ha. Never thought he'd admit to having Charley up his tea towel holder.

[Dr The Singh]

Ha ha. Never thought he'd admit to having Charley up his tea towel holder.

He's had a few Charley's and terence's up his jaksy, he love's it, he can't get enough..............that's what I hear!!!!

[MooseBreath]

Alf has probably hit on the main reason why so many people claim to like DBC - so they can show the world how non-homophobic and gosh darn ahead of the moral curve they are. See also: 12 Years a Slave. "Hey look at me everybody, I'm such a good person that I think slavery is bad. I'll prove it by liking this movie that shows that slavery is bad. Woo. Go me."

Up there with movies on american miltary successses as subject matter that guarantees the most transparent fake positive reviews ever.

Edited 14 February 2014 by MooseBreath

[Mike Oxlong]

He's had a few Charley's and terence's up his jaksy, he love's it, he can't get enough..............that's what I hear!!!!

I reckon that his confession is an attempt to take his first tentative steps out of the closet.