The joke thread

[Jackirius]

Bit strong don't you think... Dick.

[StanSP]

Bit strong don't you think... Dick.

Weren't even that funny.

[Jackirius]

Weren't even that funny.

Too right, believe it's called the joke thread not the caveman thread.

It got removed.

Edited 9 March 2011 by Jackirius

[whitlock]

What did the digital clock say to his mother?

Look ma no hands!

[General Smuts]

Too right, believe it's called the joke thread not the caveman thread.

It got removed.

What worrit? PM me please. (i love me some scandal!)

[The Doctor]

What worrit? PM me please. (i love me some scandal!)

PM it to me as well please.

[Jackirius]

Doesn't matter now.

[The Doctor]

Doesn't matter now.

this is making it more and more interesting, the suspense, the inevitable disappointment when nothing materialises.

[MikeyT]

Apparently wrapping your c*ck in a copy of the Beano and having a w*nk , is not classed as comic relief.

[whitlock]

Feel so sorry for the people of japan....we don't realise how lucky we are!!

it must be horrible having slanty eyes

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Feel so sorry for the people of japan....we don't realise how lucky we are!!

it must be horrible having slanty eyes

Poor

[FoxyPV]

Feel so sorry for the people of japan....we don't realise how lucky we are!!

it must be horrible having slanty eyes

Twat

[Finnegan]

Feel so sorry for the people of japan....we don't realise how lucky we are!!

it must be horrible having slanty eyes

Fucking dickhead.

[shen]

Feel so sorry for the people of japan....we don't realise how lucky we are!!

it must be horrible having slanty eyes

Too soon, and not even remotely funny <_<

[whitlock]

Snore..

[Bugg]

It's the joke thread, chill out guys

[whitlock]

What do Japanese people shout at a football match?

TSUN-ARMY!

[Finnegan]

Why chill out?

It's not even topical. It's just racist and not even vaguely funny. It's just "LOL THEM JAPNEZ LOOK FUNNY ROFL"

[Bugg]

Why chill out?

It's not even topical. It's just racist and not even vaguely funny. It's just "LOL THEM JAPNEZ LOOK FUNNY ROFL"

I didn't realise this was the "topical joke thread" or the "tell a joke as long as it's PC thread". For the record I thought it was a rubbish and racist joke but if he wants to make himself sound a twat then it's his choice.

[Haydos]

Why chill out?

It's not even topical. It's just racist and not even vaguely funny. It's just "LOL THEM JAPNEZ LOOK FUNNY ROFL"

Wooooosh. Definitely topical, if a bit distasteful

[MPH]

I didn't realise this was the "topical joke thread" or the "tell a joke as long as it's PC thread". For the record I thought it was a rubbish and racist joke but if he wants to make himself sound a twat then it's his choice.

yes and if people want to voice their opinion of his joke then they can. its a MESSAGE BOARD. fool.

[MikeyT]

I didn't realise this was the "topical joke thread" or the "tell a joke as long as it's PC thread". For the record I thought it was a rubbish and racist joke but if he wants to make himself sound a twat then it's his choice.

He has very much suceeded in that.

[whitlock]

Going to have a hate mob after me with pitch forks soon..

[Bugg]

I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.

I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.

[MikeyT]

I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.

I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.