The joke thread

[Guest BlueBrett]

I've been waiting for this day for such a long time!

I feel like the old new kid on the new new kid's first day at school.

[MikeyT]

I've been waiting for this day for such a long time!

I feel like the old new kid on the new new kid's first day at school.

I may be being blonde, but i don't get it.

[Bugg]

I may be being blonde, but i don't get it.

It isn't a joke, BlueBrett was the one being classed as a racist and now the crown has been passed on to whitlock

[Guest BlueBrett]

About time too. It was weighing heavy.

Obviously sad about the context of my abdication though.

[MikeyT]

It isn't a joke, BlueBrett was the one being classed as a racist and now the crown has been passed on to whitlock

i told you i was blonde

[Jackirius]

Whitlock nearly topped your last one, congratulations nob.

[Finnegan]

Wooooosh. Definitely topical, if a bit distasteful

Not really. His tsun-army joke might have been but some shit punch line about physical appearance was just crap.

[The Doctor]

shamelessly stolen from anotherharboroughfox:

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend France?

Don't know, never been tried.

Did you hear about the new French tank?

It has 14 gears, 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward incase the enemy attack from behind.

[StanSP]

Going to have a hate mob after me with pitch forks soon..

Can't say it isn't expected though, can you?

[FoxyPV]

I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse.

I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.

:laugh:

[Asha]

Jeez, Whitlock's joke may have been a bit crap but the resulting hate mob is absolutely tragic

Crying out loud, boys, get over yourselves.

[Houdini Logic]

Jeez, Whitlock's joke may have been a bit crap but the resulting hate mob is absolutely tragic

Crying out loud, boys, get over yourselves.

If it was a joke about the taliban being blown up i'm sure they'd find it funny.

I think we like the Japenese though, so it's obviously not cool

[lcfcadam]

Feel so sorry for the people of japan....we don't realise how lucky we are!!

it must be horrible having slanty eyes

Distasteful and not funny.

What do Japanese people shout at a football match?

TSUN-ARMY!

Distasteful but kinda funny.

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It really isn't difficult guys

[JoeS]

Whats blue, brown and can climb a tree

A monkey wearing a denim jacket.

Whats blue brown and white an can't climb trees?

A monkey wearing a denim jacket carrying a fridge

[lcfcadam]

FAO whitlock, this would probably have been a slightly better road to go down:

The Japanese have a laid back approach to life,

they just go with the flow.

[whitlock]

The Japenese 2012 Olympic wind surfing sqaud must be keen, they've just arrived in bloody Dover!

[Haydos]

The Japenese 2012 Olympic wind surfing sqaud must be keen, they've just arrived in bloody Dover!

These are aaaaawful!

[SOCCERROO FOX]

These are aaaaawful!

I concur i really hope Whitlock doesn't actually think there funny

[Bob Weasel Fox]

The Police came to my door last night holding a photo of my wife.

They said "Is this your wife sir?"

Shocked i answered "Yes"

They said "Im afraid it looks like she has been hit by a bus"

I said "I know but she has a lovely personality"

[MikeyT]

God Said, 'Adam I Want you to do

Something for me.'

Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down into that valley.'

Adam said, 'What's a valley?'

God explained it to him.

Then God said, 'Cross the river.'

Adam said, 'What's a river?'

God explained that to him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill.......'

Adam said, 'What is a hill?'

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave'

Adam said, 'What's a cave?'

After God explained, he said, 'In the cave you will find a Woman.'

Adam said, 'What's a woman?'

So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.'

Adam said, 'How do I do that?'

God first said (under his breath), 'Geez.....'!

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, '! What is it now?'

And Adam said

'What's a headache?'

[The Doctor]

I've got some dirty jokes to go in here but i'm not sure which ones i've already posted.

[Alexikokopops]

Jeez, Whitlock's joke may have been a bit crap but the resulting hate mob is absolutely tragic

Crying out loud, boys, get over yourselves.

You should see the one I deleted

[Asha]

You should see the one I deleted

Hmm, I've already been alerted to it.

But even so, assuming a bit of attention-seeking was going on, having a dozen people post upset, angry responses is only fuelling that, surely? Would have been much more sensible to just alert a mod to delete it.

I'd have thought Finnegan would have known better, for one.

Edited 15 March 2011 by Asha

[Alexikokopops]

Hmm, I've already been alerted to it.

But even so, assuming a bit of attention-seeking was going on, having a dozen people post upset, angry responses is only fuelling that, surely? Would have been much more sensible to just alert a mod to delete it.

I'd have thought Finnegan would have known better, for one.

I'm not sure it was attention seeking. I think it was an idiot making idiotic jokes. I'm also not sure how much of your post is really just a thinly veiled dig at Finnegan, and how much you really are concerned about the hoohah.

[Facecloth]

I don't think its appropriate to make jokes about the latest tragedy. I know its hard to feel sorry for them because they are foreigners but you have to remember they have lost everything in an instant and are left with nothing!....

So from now on no more jokes about Arsenal.

Edited 15 March 2011 by Facecloth