The joke thread

[ousefox]

How many Wigan Athletic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them...

[SOCCERROO FOX]

A womens just given birth and the doctor comes in

"I've got some good news and some bad news what do you want first?" says the Doc

"The bad news please" says the women

"The bad news is you had a son and it's a ginger" Says the Doc

"Oh! whats the good news then?" says the women"

"The good news, is that the baby was a still born"

[The Doctor]

A womens just given birth and the doctor comes in

"I've got some good news and some bad news what do you want first?" says the Doc

"The bad news please" says the women

"The bad news is you had a son and it's a ginger" Says the Doc

"Oh! whats the good news then?" says the women"

"The good news, is that the baby was a still born"

i am deeply offended by that.

[whitlock]

A womens just given birth and the doctor comes in

"I've got some good news and some bad news what do you want first?" says the Doc

"The bad news please" says the women

"The bad news is you had a son and it's a ginger" Says the Doc

"Oh! whats the good news then?" says the women"

"The good news, is that the baby was a still born"

Not really that funny.

[StanSP]

Not really that funny.

Says the master of good joke-telling.

Don't even care if your post was sarcastic, either.

[whitlock]

Says the master of good joke-telling.

Don't even care if your post was sarcastic, either.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Not really that funny.

Not suprised by this response after i was the first to call your joke poor.......

[whitlock]

You just want to be bad like me....

Edited 15 March 2011 by whitlock

[The Doctor]

You just want to be bad like me....

not really, your jokes are shit.

[whitlock]

fair enough, but i really dont care.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I know a joke..........his names Whitlock!

[whitlock]

I know a joke..........his names Whitlock!

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Thanks sweet pea

[Jackirius]

God Soccerroo you always come on here looking for aggro.

Well i found him for you...

Edited 15 March 2011 by Jackirius

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I got no idea who or what that is

[Jackirius]

I got no idea who or what that is

I'm a celebrity being filmed down there and everything i just assumed...

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I'm a celebrity being filmed down there and everything i just assumed...

He looks like Petre Andre's twin brother

[Jackirius]

He looks like Petre Andre's twin brother

Can't see it myself.

[StanSP]

He looks like Petre Andre's twin brother

Just looks like a tit to me.

Actually, still could be that same person

[Bugg]

I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.

---

I walked into the pub toilet earlier, spotted a bloke at the urinals, and made my way to the cubicle.

Bloke laughed and said, "Embarrassed about your penis, hey, lad?"

A bit embarrassed, I said; "Of course not!" And made my way over to the urinal next to him.

What a hypocrite, he sure seemed embarrassed watching me take a shit.

Edited 15 March 2011 by LCFC Bugg

[AoWW]

You just want to be banned like me....

That's better.

[whitlock]

[Bob Weasel Fox]

A man from ilkeston who appeared in "Embarrasing Bodies" was delighted to find out that the red rash around his penis was only his sisters lipstick

[cambridgefox]

Audley Harrison is opening a boxing gym near me,and there are hundreds of people waiting to join.

The cnut is still trying to cut the ribbon!!!

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange

Not everyone who owns an orange is a cnut!

[Wymsey]

A man from ilkeston who appeared in "Embarrasing Bodies" was delighted to find out that the red rash around his penis was only his sisters lipstick

, best joke of recent times on here.