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The joke thread

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MikeyT

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Mickey Mouse wanted to get divorced from Minnie Mouse following rumours of an affair with another cartoon character

Donald Duck said "But Mickey you cant get divorced from Minnie just because she has big teeth"

Mickey replied "No Donald i said i wanted a divorce because she is fooking Goofy"

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Nick

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Kate met up with the Queen today, prior to embarking on her honeymoon.

This gave her the opportunity to ask her opinion on the key to a happy and successful marriage.

The Queen instructed her not to to piss her off and always wear a seat belt.

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Wycombe Fox

Wycombe Fox

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A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blow job on the way?"

"What?!!! Get the hell out of my cab."

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "OK" and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

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Wycombe Fox

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Some mates went to a popular nightclub one evening. There was a Chinese fella, a Cambodian, a Vietnamese, a Malaysian, a Singaporean, an Indian, a Pakistani, an Indonesian, a Burmese and a Philippino.

The bouncer asked "Are you all together in a group?"

"Yes," smiled the Philippino "we represent South-East Asia."

The bouncer replied, " Sorry mate, but I cant let you in without a Thai."

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FoxyPV

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Some mates went to a popular nightclub one evening. There was a Chinese fella, a Cambodian, a Vietnamese, a Malaysian, a Singaporean, an Indian, a Pakistani, an Indonesian, a Burmese and a Philippino.

The bouncer asked "Are you all together in a group?"

"Yes," smiled the Philippino "we represent South-East Asia."

The bouncer replied, " Sorry mate, but I cant let you in without a Thai."

:ph34r:

lol

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Thracian

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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each

other.

When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard

deep into the night.

The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out... of the

grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the

many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died

of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight

to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may

indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave, and come back to haunt

you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside

down.'

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