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The joke thread

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The Year Of The Fox

The Year Of The Fox

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Gotta love Anti-Jokes :thumbup:

Whats ET short for?

He's got small legs.

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it man!

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The Year Of The Fox

The Year Of The Fox

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Gotta love Anti-Jokes :thumbup:

My mate used to have one of those.

It goes;

whats pink with cobwebs all over it?

(i really don't think i should put the answer but you may have heard it before)

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millzi

millzi

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"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!"

"But... But it can't be... We buried you..."

"Yeah, I'm just ****ing about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key."

Maddie jokes never were, and NEVER will be funny.

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rico

rico

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Me and the wife had a blazing row earlier and i ended up giving her a slap,5 minutes later we ended up having the best,dirtiest sex ever!

.....Looks like i'm going to have to wait for me tea though,she's still unconcious !

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rico

rico

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My new girlfriend said i'll have to wait 6 months before she sucks my cock,i told her i totally understand and respect her decision and i'll give her a call then !

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millzi

millzi

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Me and the wife had a blazing row earlier and i ended up giving her a slap,5 minutes later we ended up having the best,dirtiest sex ever!

.....Looks like i'm going to have to wait for me tea though,she's still unconcious !

My new girlfriend said i'll have to wait 6 months before she sucks my cock,i told her i totally understand and respect her decision and i'll give her a call then !

:giggle::thumbup:

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jonno24

jonno24

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A catholic priest tells another priest

'I really enjoy having sex with young boys'

The other priest says.

'Its not good practice to sleep with them until they've finished school'

The other priest replies.

'Roll on 3 oclock'

:ph34r:

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anotherharboroughfox

anotherharboroughfox

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?

we are both lawyers.

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