The joke thread

[StanSP]

Don't come in to this thread expecting jokes you'd hear from a 5 year old or stuff you'll find on the inside of a Penguin wrapper. Also, this is the Internet and more to the point, FoxesTalk - you're bound to get some sick jokes!

I laughed, with some guilt, but a joke is a joke. Take it for what it is but don't be too offended by it. If you think it's that bad, report it?

[cambridgefox]

Don't come in to this thread expecting jokes you'd hear from a 5 year old or stuff you'll find on the inside of a Penguin wrapper. Also, this is the Internet and more to the point, FoxesTalk - you're bound to get some sick jokes!

I laughed, with some guilt, but a joke is a joke. Take it for what it is but don't be too offended by it. If you think it's that bad, report it?

yeah,bloody Rugby jokes.

[cambridgefox]

So North Korea are thinking about invading Japan.

I wish them them the best of luck storming Takeshi's Castle!

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

"Knock knock"

"Who's there"?

"Doorbell salesman."

[Webbo]

Don't come in to this thread expecting jokes you'd hear from a 5 year old or stuff you'll find on the inside of a Penguin wrapper.

You spoke too soon.

"Knock knock"

"Who's there"?

"Doorbell salesman."

[Bilo]

Ah fvck it, it's been long enough now.

A mate of mine ran the Boston Marathon yesterday.

Poor sod's in bits.

[Danno]

I bet there were a few Red Sox in Boston

[Tielemans63]

Breaking News: Liverpool have accepted a £45M pound bid for Suarez from Borussia Monchonacentreback  

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[yorkie1999]

Bill Roach, Jim Davidson, Rolf Harris, Stuart hall and Freddie Starr... You've got to admit, the prison panto is looking good this year!

[Bayfox]

1st maggie dies then fergie retires.

Somewhere in liverpool there is a lamp with one wish left.

[I am Rod Hull]

What do you call a man with no shins?......... Tony

[MPH]

Sofie Ellis-Baxter has been found dead this morning in Paris. She was strangled.  A former French international footballer is helping police with their enquiries...

 

 

 

Police believe it was Murder on Zidane's floor.

[Jonaldinho]

I recently discovered retro gaming.

I've really Tekken 2 it.

[davieG]

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[Captain...]

1st maggie dies then fergie retires.

Somewhere in liverpool there is a lamp with one wish left.

Not any more, how do you think Moyes got the job

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She must like them soft boiled then.

[Tielemans63]

I was installing a light in the loft today, when I slipped off a joist and put my foot right through the bedroom ceiling. It scared the shit out of my girlfriend.


I'm not surprised though, she kicked me out last August.

[Filbert_Ross]

See that transvestite celebrating in the city end?......he has a Wigan address

[whoareyaaa]

I was installing a light in the loft today, when I slipped off a joist and put my foot right through the bedroom ceiling. It scared the shit out of my girlfriend.

I'm not surprised though, she kicked me out last August.

 

Breaking News: Liverpool have accepted a £45M pound bid for Suarez from Borussia Monchonacentreback  

 

These jokes put me to sleep.

[Tielemans63]

These jokes put me to sleep.

Night then.

[Orkneyfox]

I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday.

He didn't care.

[Lamby]

What's a Leicester fans favourite game show?

It's a Knockaert.

[Cal]

Lamby.

[Lamby]

Lamby.

 

Yes?

[Danno]

Yes?

Die

[Bilo]

What's a Leicester fans favourite game show?

It's a Knockaert.

 

 

 

What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and Lamby?

 

Jimmy Savile worked for a living.