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The joke thread

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Rincewind

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It was not funny. neither is this. I think it is because M&S was kept in so it related to the story.

 

 Marks and Spencers have announced that Derby FC supporting employees will be excused from selling soap and other hygienic products on religious grounds.

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foz.foz

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Who picks up guide dog shit?

 

 

lol

 

 

they do it at home or have walkers i believe

 

Yep, the dogs are trained to shit and piss before they go out on "work". My old dear trained them for thirty odd years so. If only all dog owners did the same with there dogs....

 

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Rincewind

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Did anyone have a similar experience over xmas?

 

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."
"He's an arrogant, self-important ****, piss on him!"
"You did. All over his suit, " Louise informed him. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him," said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

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