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The joke thread

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Izzy

Izzy

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Paddy and Murphy at the airport check-in going on their holidays.

"I wish I'd brought my TV with me" says Paddy

"Why's that?" asks Murphy

"Because my fvckin tickets and passport are on top of it"

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fazzyfox

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Last August a Villa fan and City fan are talking about their hopes for their club in the forthcoming season:-

Villa fan - I think we'll get 35 points and be relegated on the final day of the season.

City fan - We'll win the league, have the player of the year and the runner up, Vardy will break the consecutive goalscoring record and star for England and there will be worldwide interest in us.

Villa fan - Stop being ridiculously over ambitious

City fan - Well you started it!

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Great Boos Up

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Sh*t  happens:

 

TAOISM: Sh*t happens
ZEN BUDDHISM: What is the sound of sh*t happening?
PROTESTANTISM: Let sh*t happen to someone else
ATHEISTS: Sh*t happens for no apparent reason
HARE KRISHNA: Sh*t happens/ Sh*t happens/ Happens, happens/ Sh*t happens
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says: "Sh*t happens"
HINDUISM: This sh*t happened before
CATHOLICISM: If sh*t happens you deserve it
AGNOSTICS: Facts happen
EVANGELISTS: Send me £8 million or sh*t will happen to you
BUDDHISM: If sh*t happens, it isn't really sh*t
ISLAM: If sh*t happens it is the will of Allah
JUDAISM: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS: Only good sh*t happens
JEHOVA'S WITTNESSES: Let us in and we will tell you why sh*t happens

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