The joke thread

[Alexikokopops]

Why do I find her so attractive?

She looks a lot better when she's not playing Dawn becuase her forehead doesn't appear so overpowering.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

She looks a lot better when she's not playing Dawn becuase her forehead doesn't appear so overpowering.

The forehead could solar power a small nation

[The People's Hero]

The forehead could solar power a small nation

Could it? Does it have integral solar panels?

Wow.

I see now - her name 'Dawn' is a clever play on wards.

Dawny.. you tease. You tease.

Where does she live?

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Could it? Does it have integral solar panels?

Wow.

I see now - her name 'Dawn' is a clever play on wards.

Dawny.. you tease. You tease.

Where does she live?

Of course.

The first series of the office was on a low budget so to save on the leccy they hired here and cos the forehead is that big she had to stand on set so they gave her a part.

[The People's Hero]

Of course.

The first series of the office was on a low budget so to save on the leccy they hired here and cos the forehead is that big she had to stand on set so they gave her a part.

I'd give her a 'part'.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I'd give her a 'part'.

She can have the whole shaft or get shafted

[Tabou]

I suffered a mild stroke recently.

Luckily, there doesn't seem to be any brian domidge.

[Messi]

Have you Ever Seen Stevie Wonders Wife?

NO

Neither has he

[lavrentis]

Why was the broom late?

Because he overswept.

What’s the friendliest school?

Hi school.

[JoeyB]

The below joke is not suitable for people under the age of 16, JakeShingler, or DB11

The reason for Wayne Rooneys hair cut is, someone told Colleen Sex was better if she shaved her twat!!

Edited 17 October 2008 by JoeyB

[NewquayFox]

Do you like Wayne Rooneys new haircut ? Apparently it happened as a result of a misunderstanding when Playboy offered Colleen £1000.000 to shave her Twat !!!! ;0)

[Webbo]

Do you like Wayne Rooneys new haircut ? Apparently it happened as a result of a misunderstanding when Playboy offered Colleen £1000.000 to shave her Twat !!!! ;0)

Look at the joke above yours.

[JakeShingler]

The below joke is not suitable for people under the age of 16, JakeShingler, or DB11

The reason for Wayne Rooneys hair cut is, someone told Colleen Sex was better if she shaved her twat!!

Well i read it

[DB11]

Well i read it

Same

[lavrentis]

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

[Jack]

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

[lavrentis]

I'm sorry did I cross the line there?

[Jack]

I didn't get it.

[NewquayFox]

I didnt get the joke above mine, just a black line or was it a new wave joke that only certain people understand ?????? <_<

[Asha]

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

Nice joke mate, suprised it took a while for me to get it.

I didnt get the joke above mine, just a black line or was it a new wave joke that only certain people understand ?????? <_<

The black line is a spoiler. Drag the mouse across it and it will reveal what it says.

[NewquayFox]

Aha!!! I get it now. Same as mine nearly. ;0/

[fox123]

A Jelly Baby went to the doctors with his willy covered in coconut & liquorice. The docter said "What have you been upto?" The Jelly Baby replied "F00king Allsorts"

[Jack]

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

I have only just got this

Not bad, not bad

[NewquayFox]

Anyone who says Onions are the only Vegetable that make you cry have never been hit in the face with a Turnip. ;0/

[The People's Hero]

Anyone who says Onions are the only Vegetable that make you cry have never been hit in the face with a Turnip. ;0/

Or dumped by a Swede.