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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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DB11

DB11

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..how can it be both?

It's not really that funny but I swear you don't get any jokes that aren't your own. Even Shingler understands.

If he meant settle as in settle down stop fighting and also settle cos you want the snow to then yeh but "Oi! You settle!" don't make sense.

Could have worded it better :)

And I didn't know it was you who put the joke there :ph34r:

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BoneDog

BoneDog

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:thumbup: Thats good. "Imma cut off ya mustash ya gumpass trick ho" !!!

"This has been a fascinating discussion. Send me nudes."

"flibblesteaks dawg" "smuggadug"

Victoria is class. Her "so what you doing" Him " nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez"

Hahaha that guy with the picture asleep! Funny and mental at the same time. Some folks are just desperate for attention

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davieG

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> Barrack Obama is visiting a Edinburgh hospital.

> He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness,

> He greets one.

>

> The patient replies:

>

> Fair fa your honest sonsie face,

> Great chieftain O the puddin race,

> Aboon them a ye take yer place,

> Painch, tripe or thairm,

> As langs my airm.

>

> Obama is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.

>

> The next patient responds:

>

> Some hae meat an canna eat,

> And some wad eat that want it,

> But we hae meat an we can eat,

> So let the Lord be thankit.

>

>

> President's even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the President moves on

> to the next patient,

>

> Who immediately begins to chant:

>

> Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty,

> O the panic in thy breasty,

> Thou needna start awasae hastie,

> Wi bickering brattle

>

> Now seriously troubled, Obama turns to the accompanying doctor and

> Asks, 'Is this a psychiatric ward?'

>

> 'No,' replies the doctor, 'this is the serious Burns unit.'

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StanSP

StanSP

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A man went and had a £50 note tattooed on his cock. When he gets home his wife said to him, 'Why'd you go and do that?'

He replied:

1. I like to feel money in my hands.

2.I like to see money grow

3. Next time you feel like blowing £50, you don't have to worry whether I'll mind or not

:D

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