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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!"

She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you ****er!"

He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fook off it'll be too painful.'"

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Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"

The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "fook me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"

Patient replies I've been fooked by an elephant".

The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".

Patient replies "He fingered me first".

:D thought you pc peeps would love it

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Alan Shearer is looking to bring new faces into Newcastle. Ian Dowie has asked if he can have one.

A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Tourettes.

The librarian says "Fcuk off you cnut."

The man says "Yep, that's the one."

A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on how to commit Suicide.

The librarian says "Fcuk off - you'll not bring it back."

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Alan Shearer is looking to bring new faces into Newcastle. Ian Dowie has asked if he can have one.

A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Tourettes.

The librarian says "Fcuk off you cnut."

The man says "Yep, that's the one."

A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on how to commit Suicide.

The librarian says "Fcuk off - you'll not bring it back."

:yawn:

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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fooking appendix out!"

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I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."

Unbelievable what some people are into.

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I have an idea to lower teenage pregnancy rates in the UK.

Replace the current sex education in our schools with porn.

It would mean the girls would accept anal as the norm and the boys would know to pull out and come on the girl's tits.

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Jacqui Smith's husband claiming porn on her expense account isn't corruption, it's compensation.

For someone married to such an ugly frigid bitch, porn is a human right.

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