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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Jimmy

Jimmy

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*BAD TASTE ALERT*

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Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to hospital... put me in the childrens ward

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apparently he cant be cremated because the plastic fumes would damage the envrionment..

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General Smuts

General Smuts

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It has been confirmed that the Violin section of Americas children's orchestra will play at Michael Jackson's funeral!

Irony kiddie fiddlers playing for a kiddie fiddler

Jockeys around the world will be wearing black armbands today to honour Michael Jackson, as apparently he rode more 3 year olds than any of them

Jackos ghost has been sighted in a childrens hospital, looks like he will continue to try and put the willies up small children!

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Father Ted

Father Ted

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Victoria Beckham has announced she had an affair with Michael Jackson.

Jacko has denied the allegations as he claims he was in Brooklyn at the time.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3?

Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids.

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DANGEROUS TIGER

DANGEROUS TIGER

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The latest news report states that M.J.s family want him cremated, and recycled into rubbish bags, so that he can be what he was in life... black, plastic. and still a danger to children. One U.S. Senator was quoted as saying that his remains could resolve the unemployment problem in the the American plastics industry.

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whitlock

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The latest news report states that M.J.s family want him cremated, and recycled into rubbish bags, so that he can be what he was in life... black, plastic. and still a danger to children. One U.S. Senator was quoted as saying that his remains could resolve the unemployment problem in the the American plastics industry.

Brilliant.

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StanSP

StanSP

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Kassim Bakari, the father of a 14 year old girl who was the sole survivor of the Yemenia Airways Crash, told reporters "I never thought she would get out like that - it's the Good Lord who wanted it".

Yes, the very same Good Lord who sent 152 other people to a watery grave

Women's football would be a lot more popular if they renamed it "22 girls 1 cup"

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NewquayFox

NewquayFox

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Two Paramedics arrived at Michael Jacksons place answering the 911 call. The first Paramedic said "what should we try first? The other Paramedic said "I dont know about you but i am going on the feckin roller coaster!!! ;0) :P

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AjcW

AjcW

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Extemely Bad Taste Alert....

They say you will remember your position the night Michael Jackson died....... Maddy certainly will.....

On the swings in the theme park obviously, what the hell were you dirty minded feckers thinking.... gosh.... tut tut....

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