The joke thread

[AoWW]

I got Gordon Brown

I despair!

[Facecloth]

The African Nations Cup is the only competition to START with a sudden death shoot out

[potter3]

I despair!

I think (hope) he was being ironic

[AjcW]

Elizabeth Fritzl Joined the group: Dont You Just Hate It When Josef Fritzl Rapes You For 24 Years

Edited 12 January 2010 by AjcW

[Facecloth]

What have Babestation and the hunt for Bin Laden got in common?

Spend as much money as you like, you'll still never see the cvnt.

Edited 12 January 2010 by JimmyMac

[Unabomber]

I think (hope) he was being ironic

You got it.

I am unfortunately not a DB11 MARK 2

[samlcfc]

In the paper it said "please look after your neighbours in the cold weather" Not once has my 87 year old neighbour come round to check if Im ok. And the lazy cow hasnt even taken her milk in for 2 weeks.

The weather girl just said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. i thought to myself, 'she'll be lucky with a face like that.'

Edited 13 January 2010 by samlcfc

[Wycombe Fox]

In the paper it said "please look after your neighbours in the cold weather"

I read that too.

I'm not sending the neighbour's 18 year old daughter home until the temperature gets up to 20°C at least.

Edited 13 January 2010 by Isle of Wight Fox

[General Smuts]

Breaking News!

The Irish FA are requesting to join the African Nations Cup in Togo's place.

[StanSP]

I am so, so, sorry in advance.

What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter? Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.

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A new car being launched in Portugal, with space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann

[Bilo]

Breaking News!

The Irish FA are requesting to join the African Nations Cup in Togo's place.

The worst thing is that that could be an actual headline and nobody would be that shocked.

[samlcfc]

Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter were sitting on bench when a 12 year old wlaked past. Gary nudges Michael and says I bet she looked good in her day

[Sparky]

My wife and i have split up because she said im more interested in football than her.

Its a shame because we had been together for twelve seasons.

[Asha]

The African Nations Cup is the only competition to START with a sudden death shoot out

I for one won't be watching the African cup of nations, 374 shots only 3 on target

Edited 13 January 2010 by NSLL

[lavrentis]

I for one won't be watching the African cup of nations, 374 shots only 3 on target

[Asha]

What's 3 feet tall and has thousands of arms and legs?

Haiti

[Fox You Forest]

What's 3 feet tall and has thousands of arms and legs?

Haiti

[NewquayFox]

Is it too early for the jokes about Haiti or should we let the dust settle ? ;0/

[NewquayFox]

I really do feel for the people on Haiti, last time i had 30 Aftershocks i couldnt find my feckin house either. ;0/

[StanSP]

Are we allowed to do Haiti jokes on here or are we still waiting for the dust to settle?

[davieG]

Are we allowed to do Haiti jokes on here or are we still waiting for the dust to settle?

You're about an hour too late.

[Monk]

I've been reading this thread for about 2 years and I think those are the least appropriate of all the jokes I have ever heard.

[Bilo]

Elisabeth Fritzl became a fan of Daddies Sauce.

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Josef Fritzl likes this.

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Elisabeth Fritzl and Josef Fritzl are now in a relationship

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How to confuse an American:

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Reveal the rest of this joke

Edited 16 January 2010 by Bilo

[AjcW]

Bilo.

i fucked a midgit spastic the other day....................it wasn't big and it wasn't clever

Edited 16 January 2010 by AjcW

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I remember the sick joke thread that got deleted a few years ago I think it was.

That was classic.