How Was Your Day?

[Rincewind]

He sounds a hoot.

Well I thought he was good although he was playing to the right audience. Would not go down very well at a Tory club.

[Guest MattP]

Good news KF.

 

Not moved all day, been on the pc working and posting on here.

 

Now I have a nosebleed and managed to get bloodd on my queens club jumper Time to relax and have a few beers I think.

[Rincewind]

I also like programmes like HIGNFY that use satirical humour which he bordered on which probably explains it.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Good news KF.

 

Not moved all day, been on the pc working and posting on here.

 

Now I have a nosebleed and managed to get bloodd on my queens club jumper Time to relax and have a few beers I think.

 

Picking your nose will do that.

[Strokes]

We have had some interest from a shop in Leicester about selling our products, could be a big break for us.

Meeting next week so fingers crossed.

[kingfox]

This week just get's shitter.

[Merging Cultures]

We have had some interest from a shop in Leicester about selling our products, could be a big break for us.

Meeting next week so fingers crossed.

What do you sell?

[sphericalfox]

Picking your nose will do that.

 

He's probably been snootling bath salts again.

[cambridgefox]

My 10 year old lad thinks he is a comedy genius.He keeps walking around the house saying " that cats only got one eye.oh no,it's walking backwards"The cats not impressed though.i am.

[Lamby]

Went to a gig tonight, was having a piss, the toilet roll holder cover hit me on the head causing me to piss on myself. FML

[kingfox]

Went to a gig tonight, was having a piss, the toilet roll holder cover hit me on the head

 

Are you a midget?

[Lamby]

Are you a midget?

 

I was enjoying a sit down piss, once you've broken the seal it takes forever.

[StanSP]

Even if you're sitting down, how the hell does it hit you on the head?

[Lamby]

Even if you're sitting down, how the hell does it hit you on the head?

 

It was one of those that opens outwards from the top, sort like this except the paper was from the side and not the bottom

 

[StanSP]

Are you sure your head didn't hit it, as opposed to it falling on your head and hitting you?

[Lamby]

Are you sure your head didn't hit it, as opposed to it falling on your head and hitting you?

 

It fecking opened and fell down on me.

[SystonFox]

Getting married today like

[Lamby]

Getting married today like

 

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

 

Run away while you can!

[SystonFox]

Not happening. 11 years strong. We are the perfect couple. No arguments, she lets me do my thing I let her do hers. Best of friends truely

[Lamby]

Not happening. 11 years strong. We are the perfect couple. No arguments, she lets me do my thing I let her do hers. Best of friends truely

 

Not bad then. At least you didn't go down the route of that TV show Don't Tell The Bride.

 

I'm close to getting a new missus too, which is always rather nice.

[AoWW]

I was enjoying a sit down piss, once you've broken the seal it takes forever.

 

Are you sure you weren't lying down and taking a piss?  

[FoxesAreBlue]

My 10 year old lad thinks he is a comedy genius.He keeps walking around the house saying " that cats only got one eye.oh no,it's walking backwards"The cats not impressed though.i am.

[FoxesAreBlue]

I'm close to getting a new missus too, which is always rather nice.

I believed you up until this point

[Lamby]

Are you sure you weren't lying down and taking a piss?

 

The cubicle was too small to lay down in.

 

I believed you up until this point

 

Even I can't believe it!

[Strokes]

What do you sell?

Furniture and soft furnishings, plus sevaral other garments.