How Was Your Day?

[The Year Of The Fox]

Decent. I've taken a week off to work on my parents house they're building. Kind of assumed I'll be there til Sunday night. It could well be Thursday at the moment

[ADK]

bit of a shit day, feel like I've worked hard but got nothing done

[Zingari]

I was rather hoping purpleronnie was going to update us about the "redhead" situation . 

I can't help picturing them  as the tragic star-crossed  lovers Sean and Mary Kate played by  John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara in the excellent old  film "The Quiet Man" 

Edited 17 March 2014 by Zingari

[The Year Of The Fox]

I was rather hoping purpleronnie was going to update us about the "redhead" situation .

I can't help picturing them as the tragic star-crossed lovers Sean and Mary Kate played by John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara in the excellent old film "The Quiet Man"

he's probably round there now giving her some

[The Year Of The Fox]

Like hair restorer?

or dye

[cambridgefox]

I was rather hoping purpleronnie was going to update us about the "redhead" situation . 

I can't help picturing them  as the tragic star-crossed  lovers Sean and Mary Kate played by  John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara in the excellent old  film "The Quiet Man"

[The Year Of The Fox]

This girls round Saturday. We're cooking together

What the fcukin hell do I suggest though?

[Unabomber]

This girls round Saturday. We're cooking together

What the fcukin hell do I suggest though?

A pasta dish? Or steak if she eats meat.

[The Year Of The Fox]

A pasta dish? Or steak if she eats meat.

Steak wouldn't have worked last Friday would it?

We both like our pasta I know that but dya just get a jar of sauce or start from scratch?

[sphericalfox]

This girls round Saturday. We're cooking together

What the fcukin hell do I suggest though?

 

give her one of these 

 

[Unabomber]

Steak wouldn't have worked last Friday would it?

We both like our pasta I know that but dya just get a jar of sauce or start from scratch?

What happened last Friday?

 

Well it's pretty easy to make a sauce from scratch (either a white wine/cream based or tomato) but it would probably impress her a lot more nevertheless. 

[StanSP]

This girls round Saturday. We're cooking together

What the fcukin hell do I suggest though?

 

I think she'll like meat and 2 veg. 

[Unabomber]

I think she'll like meat and 2 veg. 

Ignore this advise mate, he's referring to your cock.

[Merging Cultures]

Steak wouldn't have worked last Friday would it?

We both like our pasta I know that but dya just get a jar of sauce or start from scratch?

From scratch. If you cant cook find a recipe on YouTube, practice it carefully and take notes.

Or alternatively, grab any old recipe online and just make it into a fun time by learning together.

[StanSP]

Ignore this advise mate, he's referring to your cock.

 

How about some starfish instead ?

[The Year Of The Fox]

What happened last Friday?

Well it's pretty easy to make a sauce from scratch (either a white wine/cream based or tomato) but it would probably impress her a lot more nevertheless.

Steak and blow job day?

[Unabomber]

Steak and blow job day?

Oh yeah, that is shame. That would've been funny to try.

[Soar Fox]

TYOTF you've had a girlfriend before right?? Surely you can't need this much help in trying to impress her.

Don't practise cooking or anything just try and make something together. If it turns out really bad you'll both just laugh about it.

[Strokes]

This girls round Saturday. We're cooking together

What the fcukin hell do I suggest though?

Beans on toast, or cheese on toast.

Then a blowjob

[cambridgefox]

This girls round Saturday. We're cooking together

What the fcukin hell do I suggest though?

Paella?chicken,prawns,monkfish,choritzo.fook me I would be impressed with that and your hands will smell of fish already!

[sphericalfox]

Give her a Rustler. 

 

[AoWW]

Paella?chicken,prawns,monkfish,choritzo.fook me I would be impressed with that and your hands will smell of fish already!

 

You're also both likely to end up with food poisoning. I know he wants to get intimate with her, but both being trapped in the bathroom - one stuck on the loo while the other throws up in the sink, perhaps wasn't quite the romantic scenario he was envisaging.  

[ADK]

If you make your own pasta I recommend tortellini (or something like that I'm not Italian). Where you put a filling inside the pasta. It's quite nice. 

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Maybe nothing too Spicy if you are keen to bed her.

[ozleicester]

first sickie in years today... lazy fvcker