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How Was Your Day?

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Tielemans63

Tielemans63

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I actually shat myself in the car today.

Was driving back from my folks in Leicester back to my gaff in Northants and had a bit of a stomach ache. I thought it was a bit of trapped wind and tried to release a bit of pressure but the result was a full on shart.

Luckily I was already on the A14 so I only had to sit in my own faeces for about 10 mins. Luckier still, my wife and the bambino were at her mum's so I was able to dispose of the evidence easily.

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Merging Cultures

Merging Cultures

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I actually shat myself in the car today.

Was driving back from my folks in Leicester back to my gaff in Northants and had a bit of a stomach ache. I thought it was a bit of trapped wind and tried to release a bit of pressure but the result was a full on shart.

Luckily I was already on the A14 so I only had to sit in my own faeces for about 10 mins. Luckier still, my wife and the bambino were at her mum's so I was able to dispose of the evidence easily.

I totally understand. This seems like most of my life these days.

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FoxesAreBlue

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Nodddd off on the sofa. Woke up thanks to the smoke alarm as the pan of frozen chicken I had on the boil had boiled dry and filled the flat with smoke.

I stink and have now got a raging headache but at least I'm still alive.

The biggest downside is I've now got the windows open and once again - thanks to the bugs - the gaff now resembles a nature reserve/zoo.

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Asha

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How did you manage to get into Uni with that?

 

Ah, well I didn't. I had to retake Year 12, during which I improved on those quite a bit and then consolidated second year to book my place.

 

In a way my point was 'Fvck, I used to be such a layabout and now I have a degree'.

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Asha

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lol lol if only I could :(

Was just wondering whether you're looking at staying in lesta or moving

 

Ace, when you blow up big time I still wanna be your right hand man ;)

 

 

They accept anyone nowadays. Most degrees aren't worth the paper they're written on.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Alf Bentley

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Got a Spanish exam tomorrow then that's exams done for the year. Back monday for four weeks of the most pointless shite ever at school.

 

Que tengas mucha suerte mañana y un buen descanso desde el lunes, pero no ronques demasiado en las aulas!  :thumbup:

 

Vaya con Dios!

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