How Was Your Day?

[Libertine]

What has she done?

Just a bit of general bitch-ness as she's jealous that James still has all of his acts in FXT Factor.

[Tilley]

What? You had a sex change and are now another of Walshie's women?

That guy gets around.

Around my tight buttocks.

Your disgusting.

What has she done?

What hasn't she done.

Yes....?

Milkybar.

[AoWW]

Your disgusting.

No, he's just stroppy.

What hasn't she done.

Wouldn't you like to know.

Milkybar.

Cumberland Pie, Potato Croquettes, Broccoli, Gravy.... tempting you yet?

[Samilktray]

Eye Opening.

Simply... Eye Opening.

[Tilley]

Cumberland Pie, Potato Croquettes, Broccoli, Gravy.... tempting you yet?

Yes, very much so.

I had that today.

HA! I'm on topic.

[Simi]

Day turned out alright in the end, did not fancy it at the start of the day.

Roll on Thursday.

[The People's Hero]

Total gash day. Turns out that being 25 is just as bad as being 24.

I have 2 bottles of white wine to drink now. I don't like white wine...

[Libertine]

No, he's just aggrieved at the massive injustice going on in FXT Factor.

You know me so well.

[Tilley]

I know what you look like, Libertine.

Coming to a 14 near you.

[Corky]

Wouldn't you like to know.

We already do love

[Libertine]

I know what you look like, Libertine.

Coming to a 14 near you.

Impossible!

As I have no face.

[Tilley]

Impossible!

As I have no face.

This is an old photo, as you have a neck, which is intact.

[Bert]

Libertine wouldn't say hi to you anyway.

For 2 years of him walking past me in the corridor, the bitch would try hide. Even put his hood up when he was at a football match just a few rows in front of us, so we wouldn't recognise him.

Or, maybe it's just me.

[Libertine]

Libertine wouldn't say hi to you anyway.

For 2 years of him walking past me in the corridor, the bitch would try hide. Even put his hood up when he was at a football match just a few rows in front of us, so we wouldn't recognise him.

Or, maybe it's just me.

What?!

I really don't remember hiding.

And I only had my hood up as it was cold.

[AoWW]

Libertine wouldn't say hi to you anyway.

For 2 years of him walking past me in the corridor, the bitch would try hide. Even put his hood up when he was at a football match just a few rows in front of us, so we wouldn't recognise him.

Or, maybe it's just me.

Understandable, I guess.

[Tilley]

Hood up?

Chav.

[Libertine]

Hood up?

Chav.

The old days.

[Bert]

What?!

I really don't remember hiding.

And I only had my hood up as it was cold.

I say hiding, it was more of a head down, to try and act as if i couldn't see you.

Understandable, I guess.

Good one.

[Libertine]

I say hiding, it was more of a head down, to try and act as if i couldn't see you.

I don't remember ever seeing you about school.

[Bert]

I don't remember ever seeing you about school.

Lies.

[Tilley]

I don't remember ever seeing you about school.

I've never seen you at college, are you real?

[Libertine]

My memory must be crumbling away within itself.

I've never seen you at college, are you real?

Do you even know what I look like?

[Corky]

I've never seen you at college, are you real?

Doubtful, I think we've got a JakeShingler "twin Brother" situation on our hands here.

[Tilley]

Do you even know what I look like?

I do now.

Watch out

Doubtful, I think we've got a JakeShingler "twin Brother" situation on our hands here.

Hmmm, me too.

Maybe he is secretly a woman.

[Libertine]

Doubtful, I think we've got a JakeShingler "twin Brother" situation on our hands here.

Oh no you di'ent just compare me to Shingles.

You. Are.

Gay.