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How Was Your Day?

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cambridgefox

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:D It's like when you're driving and somebody paps you. You turn around to throw then a V and it's one of your neighbours saying hello.

Brilliant,I have got seat time doing daft/ irresponsible/ rude things behind the wheel,however they are rare and think I'm fairly calm and I can count on one hand the incidents,but when they happen,they happen.

Someone pulls out of a farmyard on a tractor right infront of me,I overtake giving him the vs.He is looking right at me and its........one of my biggest customers when I was a bank manager.

Next Three are Tourette's of the wheel when parents and kids present.( not proud and bad parenting)

Country single track road with passing lanes in Norfolk.mum,father in law and son of 7/8 at the time.

I see a car coming ,a passing lane is just infront of him,he carries on forcing me to reverse at least for a minute to reach a passing lane.He doesn't acknowledge me whatsoever so I shout" you rude fooking cvnt" at the top of my voice.silence,then my mum goes into one.

London,someone tries to squeeze in.Father in law ( again) 2 kids and wife in the car." Fook off you twvt,I'm not moving" giggles from kids.Silence from father in law,earache for 70 miles from the wife.

Taking my kids and mother to my cousins wedding( weekday) running a bit late to pick the wife up near the venue.Spending so much time on my own in the car I tend to talk to myself and also having the suit on I forgot I had people in the car, Im slowing to a junction when I see a window of opportunity to go,I can't remember exactly but it was something like" I'm going you fookers whether you like it or not"

My mum asked me if I had a problem,being embarrassed and juvinile I said" yeah you" my kids giggled and remind me all the time" can you remember that time you swore talking at cars,to yourself with us and nan in the car"

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LanguedocFox

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:D It's like when you're driving and somebody paps you. You turn around to throw then a V and it's one of your neighbours saying hello.

 

 

In the late, great Douglas Adams' book The Meaning of Liff, he defines a Tooting Bec as "A car behind which one draws up at the traffic lights and hoots at when the lights go green before realising that the car is parked and there is no one inside." Similar thing, really.

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Webbo

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In the late, great Douglas Adams' book The Meaning of Liff, he defines a Tooting Bec as "A car behind which one draws up at the traffic lights and hoots at when the lights go green before realising that the car is parked and there is no one inside." Similar thing, really.

I've done that too.  :blush:

 

The worse thing was a chap had pulled in behind me. After I'd papped and realised my mistake I had to pull out with him watching me.

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Leeds Fox

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I've done that too. :blush:

The worse thing was a chap had pulled in behind me. After I'd papped and realised my mistake I had to pull out with him watching me.

This happened to me the other day. McDonalds drive through was closed (I didn't realise at the time). Meaning more people going inside, more parked cars etc. So cars were parked where you'd usually queue to make your order at the loudspeaker. So i'm sat there, further back than usual, waiting. Some lads, about 20 (I'm 24) are sat there in the window laughing a little. I'd just got a new, but not brand new BMW 3 Series Coupe Msport, and was with my girlfriend, so I assumed that they were looking at one of these two, how wrong was I! Being with my girlfriend, i'm there chuntering away things like 'wtf are you looking' and calling them all of the names under the sun, making eye contact quite a few times. Before it dawns on me that they'd realised I was queueing, behind 4 parked cars! Embarrassed, I drove off, as if I'd known I was parked up all along. What a d***head! Edited by Leeds Fox
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Guest MattP

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I think Broad's tweet was a slight dig at Kevin Pietersen's 'muppets on 14k a year' jibe at the weekend.

 

 

My day has been shit but it's clearly been an extremely slow day at the Leicester Mercury Building.

 

The top two stories on the website at the minute are these.

Belgrave man, 56, has been growing his moustache for 38 years

A 56-year-old man from Belgrave has been growing his moustache for 38 years.


Take Me Out: Leicestershire contestant on ITV dating show hopes to win woman's heart

A plumber from Sapcote is to take to the small screen in the hope of winning a woman's heart on the ITV dating show Take Me Out.


 
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AoWW

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Mrs got a new car,so I thought I would take it for a spin.

Some Twvt got in the right hand lane to go over the roundabout( road also marked) now I didn't want to drive like I normally would do in my company car,so had to take evasive action.

Now after the football on Saturday ,my muscle memory in my right hand from constant waving at the referee took over,and perhaps longer than it should do.im about 10 miles from home,I follow this car to my village,he turns left,I turn left.At this point I'm thinking I bet he thinks I'm following him,I wasn't.He then gets to my small cul de sac and he turns in.oh fook,it's only the bloke just round the corner who has just moved in the village,joined the "gentleman's curry club" with me and kindly gave me a small cigar on the walk home the other week.Awkward."Think Phil ,think" Drive behind him,get out smiling and say" if I knew it was you I would have carried on my hand gesture for a little longer" his reply" oh,I didn't see you,yeah I was a bit naughty.Do you want to come in for a coffee?" I declined,this could have been a trap to lure me into his murderous pit.

The End

 

You're all related to one another out in the fens, anyway. :P

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I think Broad's tweet was a slight dig at Kevin Pietersen's 'muppets on 14k a year' jibe at the weekend.

 

 

My day has been shit but it's clearly been an extremely slow day at the Leicester Mercury Building.

 

The top two stories on the website at the minute are these.

Belgrave man, 56, has been growing his moustache for 38 years

A 56-year-old man from Belgrave has been growing his moustache for 38 years.

Take Me Out: Leicestershire contestant on ITV dating show hopes to win woman's heart

A plumber from Sapcote is to take to the small screen in the hope of winning a woman's heart on the ITV dating show Take Me Out.

 

 

 

The site's a joke. Mercury is owned by Local World which basically orders all the papers it owns to generate as much clickbait as possible (no matter if relevant to the area or not). It's killing real journalism and I can't stand it.

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Been cheered up today as a mate from London has made a surprise visit to Leicester to see me, off now to meet him for a few pints and lovely conversation.

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