How Was Your Day?

[Strokes]

We got this pork belly from cost co to be fair. A huge box of it for around £10. Really good stuff.

I usually go in the trumpet on Thursdays and she usually works then but wasn't in this week. I was disappointed as a good barmaid makes a good pub.Without sounding all James Pearson, her boat isn't up to much.

Saying that I was in the Woodies in Rothley this afternoon and the barmaid was a solid 7.5/10 (dark hair!) but she was a rubbish barmaid. Got three pints of kronenbourg, two of which initially had an inch missing before I asked for them to be topped and the third overfilled and half went over the bar which she just allowed. Not happy at that point

Yeah if you are a barmaid, you need to be able to pull a pint. My missus was a barmaid when I met her, I still give her greif about a shit pint she once served me.

[SystonFox]

Do not let her forget

[Strokes]

Do not let her forget

I'm adding it to the wedding speech now.

[SystonFox]

Knockyhatnice

[Unabomber]

Well tried to chat up some girl in brewdog but she's not that hot, a lot of hot girls work in QOB but my fave is this girl who works in taps.

Edited 30 May 2015 by Unabomber

[BoneDog]

Is that a fifty pound note in your hand Ken?

 

He's taking the piss!

[Rincewind]

Is that a fifty pound note in your hand Ken?

 

He's taking the piss!

£20

[lavrentis]

£20

 

How much is a pint in your local ?

[Rincewind]

How much is a pint in your local ?

£3. Sometimes I have to break into notes.

[ScouseFox]

#FreeUna

[Fox92]

#FreeUna

 

What did he post?

[ScouseFox]

What did he post?

 

 

honestly don't know haha. 

 

think he was just generally taking the piss and making stuff up about the whole video/racist sex act thing. someone clearly didn't enjoy it though. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Well tried to chat up some girl in brewdog but she's not that hot, a lot of hot girls work in QOB but my fave is this girl who works in taps.

 

They used to when it reponed, not so much anymore. Used to be obscene in there.

[Fox92]

honestly don't know haha. 

 

think he was just generally taking the piss and making stuff up about the whole video/racist sex act thing. someone clearly didn't enjoy it though. 

 

A month too? Man that's a long time.

[SystonFox]

una

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've heard murmurs that I am being considered for mod status, if anyone wants to start a movement off that's fine by me

Edited 31 May 2015 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[ScouseFox]

will you free things like the nipple and una? if so you get my vote 

[lavrentis]

£3. Sometimes I have to break into notes.

 

Wheres your local again ?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

will you free things like the nipple and una? if so you get my vote 

 

yes

[ScouseFox]

do you think comments like this are;

 

a) innapropriate

b) quite simply hilarious 

c) all of the above

 

?

 

I myself have slept with a few women who enjoy what some would call "being degraded".

[Tincy]

Just had a mighty man mixed grill at the cedars in evington.

Lovely.

[Facecloth]

do you think comments like this are;

a) innapropriate

b) quite simply hilarious

c) all of the above

?

D) A lie. Gingerfox is ginger so obviously has never slept with a women.

[Jattdogg]

Cant say my day is bad but ive got a cold again only 2 weeks after recovering from the same thing. Being a germaphobe doesnt help when your 2 year old has snot constantly streaming down and then wiping it with his hands or.....as he tumbles on the sofa inadvertently wiping it onto the cushions. Yuck! Ive got some serious steam cleaning to do once we are non leaky

[Lamby]

If you're leaking just wear an adult nappy

[Jattdogg]

. Cut some holes out for my eyes