How Was Your Day?

[Tincy]

Full of BS... you need to grow up.

Oh... and make an appointment at the GUI clinic.

ok

[Mike Oxlong]

I saved a woman from bumping her trolley into a baked beans display at Morrisons. She couldn't wait to get me back to her gaff for an allnighter.

[Ollie93]

Full of BS... you need to grow up.

 

Oh... and make an appointment at the GUI clinic.

Bit weird of a weird story to make up though isn't it hhahaha?

[Stadt]

Maybe she really was asking for it by dressing provocatively

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[Facecloth]

Bit weird of a weird story to make up though isn't it hhahaha?

 

Bit like the woman who made up the story last week about her baby being pull from her breast by a security guard, whilst she was feeding her in Primark, some people just like the attention, whether it's a well done for saving someone from fictional peril or sympathy for being the victim some kind of fictional prejudice or abuse.

[Parafox]

Bit weird of a weird story to make up though isn't it hhahaha?

 

Isn't that what fantasies are though, weird made up stories?

[howlinmadmurfdoc]

ok

Are you Jay off the inbetweeners?

[Soar Fox]

Wait for Finners to come in here and rip into him again.

[Ollie93]

Isn't that what fantasies are though, weird made up stories?

 

If my fantasies consisted of wanting to save a woman from being raped near bede island then go round hers for dinner and smash her. I'd really consider re-evaluating my life.

[Wymsey]

If this is made up, which I somehow doubt it is, perhaps a trip to a Mental Health clinic would be a viable idea?

Edited 21 July 2015 by Wymeswold fox

[Fox92]

Jeremy Kyle stuff.

[Finnegan]

I'm supposed to believe that a woman is almost raped and the first thing she does is give out her phone number to a stranger?

Then subsequently invites them in to her home, on first time of meeting?

Okay.

Edited 21 July 2015 by Finnegan

[Wymsey]

It's something even kingfox wouldn't do.

[Finnegan]

It's something even kingfox wouldn't do.

It's something that categorically didn't happen.

Even for a pathological attention seeking liar (and/or Internet troll) like "Tincy" it's a pretty ****ing stupid story.

[RobHawk]

I'm supposed to believe that a woman is almost raped and the first thing she does is give out her phone number to a stranger?

Then subsequently invites them in to her home, on first time of meeting?

Okay.

Then practically forces him to sleep with her! 

[Finnegan]

Wait for Finners to come in here and rip into him again.

Didn't even see this at first.

I'm ****ing predictable!

Then practically forces him to sleep with her!

Tincy is the ****ing darkest Walter Mitty fantasist in the God damn world.

[Babylon]

Are you sure it wasn't her raping him?

[Babylon]

If this is made up, which I somehow doubt it is, perhaps a trip to a Mental Health clinic would be a viable idea?

 

For her or him?

[The Railway Man]

Same thing did actually happen to me a few years back, heard a girl screaming in a warehouse and wandered in to see a guy trying to get her.

 

Never forget the look on her face, relief that turned from joy to despair when she realised it wasn't her I was coming in to help out.

[Ollie93]

So your plan worked then.

Get a mate to pretend to try and rape someone, you run over helping out pretending to be her knight in shining armour. Then when you "fight" the attacker off you suggest meeting up with the lady.

Well played sir.

 

The ultimate wingman, could potentially face jail time, but anything for that shag.

[Soar Fox]

Same thing did actually happen to me a few years back, heard a girl screaming in a warehouse and wandered in to see a guy trying to get her.

Never forget the look on her face, relief that turned from joy to despair when she realised it wasn't her I was coming in to help out.

lol

[purpleronnie]

No wonder I'm single, here I am trying to dress well, be gentlemanly and funny, when really i should be roaming the streets trying to stop rapes.

[foxfanazer]

No wonder I'm single, here I am trying to dress well, be gentlemanly and funny, when really i should be roaming the streets trying to stop rapes.

[howlinmadmurfdoc]

let's just say when I posted earlier I was just going to bed

This is the best post of the lot, just about to get his end away, "sorry love I just need to get on foxestalk, tell them all how much of a #lad I am.

[Footballwipe]

When making up a sex story, remember if a porn company wouldn't commission the plot, it's either:

 

A) totally illegal, wash it out of your mind now

B) totally unbelievable, no-one on a forum is going to fall for it