How Was Your Day?

[kingfox]

Police out in force around the corner from me, a dead body supposedly found in a car.

[whoareyaaa]

Police out in force around the corner from me, a dead body supposedly found in a car.

 

Seen that as well just drove past, big tent up out there now loads of police around.

[StanSP]

Got asked if I was from Syria today lol

[Facecloth]

Got asked if I was from Syria today lol

Well, are you?

[bovril]

Got asked if I was from Syria today lol

You should have said "no but I'm off there next week".

[StanSP]

Well, are you?

 

Yeah I was the first one to make it over the border without getting caught

[Alf Bentley]

Got asked if I was from Syria today lol

 

 

"Yeah! Surprised you recognised me"

[smilingly offers his hand]

"The name's John.....Jihadi John"

[Wymsey]

How many wives have you got?

[Stadt]

How many wives have you got?

Don't you mean Raj?

[Danno]

not even freshers week yet and i think i have liver failure and have fell in love

[cambridgefox]

not even freshers week yet and i think i have liver failure and have fell in love

one of your housemates?

[Guest]

not even freshers week yet and i think i have liver failure and have fell in love

some fast work there!

[Fox92]

not even freshers week yet and i think i have liver failure and have fell in love

 

lol

 

Brilliant. 

[Danno]

one of your housemates?

Yeah and a girl i met last night oh man i don't know what to do

[Merging Cultures]

Yeah and a girl i met last night oh man i don't know what to do

Get drunk and windmill both of them. Girls love that.

[kingcarr21]

Been test driving BMW 3 series. Looking for a new car is tiring and stressful

[Unabomber]

Been test driving BMW 3 series. Looking for a new car is tiring and stressful

Just get a bmw I couldn't be happier with mine.

[The Blur]

Been test driving BMW 3 series. Looking for a new car is tiring and stressful

 

I got my first car last April, my initial excitement died down very quickly when I realised how stressful it was especially that I live in London where there could be a hour of travel to view a car that you like.

 

 I eventually bought my car in Nottingham after staying there for the weekend with my family where I found a car I liked within one day of arriving. 

[Rincewind]

I shall have to get on with that food hygiene online course. Keep putting it off. Scared of fecking up. Although if the test itself is like the one I did before it is not that bad.

[lianne81]

I shall have to get on with that food hygiene online course. Keep putting it off. Scared of fecking up. Although if the test itself is like the one I did before it is not that bad.

They pretty easy hun not much chance of fecking it up x

[Wymsey]

I shall have to get on with that food hygiene online course. Keep putting it off. Scared of fecking up. Although if the test itself is like the one I did before it is not that bad.

Are you thinking of going back into work?

[Guest Col city fan]

Good day today.

I've bought a second car...

The big Rover 75 v6 has had to go back to the bloke I bought it from for a replacement water pump. Fair play to him, he's not a trader as such (more a Rover enthusiast) but he's replacing the pump at no cost to myself. When I get it back (driving down to Marlow to pick it up first thing Sat morning) it's going under cover for the winter and I'll take ownership of a 1.6 Fiesta with only 15,000 mls on the clock (08 plate, but it's absolutely mint).

[Wymsey]

Why do you want 2 cars?

I presume you're thinking of selling the other car, as you have purchased the Fiesta?

[Finnaldo]

Why do you want 2 cars?

I presume you're thinking of selling the other car, as you have purchased the Fiesta?

Or doesn't want to ruin his new Rover in the winter weather.

[Finnaldo]

not even freshers week yet and i think i have liver failure and have fell in love

What Uni you at? My mate is at Lincoln and in 2 days he's already woke up in a bird's bed and had a mysterious number left at his door. He's not doing half bad!